[xDGx]

This clears the way for Obama to choose Lord Hanuman as VP running mate...

[San Jacinto]

This is a historic day in the struggle for animal rights and in defense of our evolutionary comrades, which will doubtless go down in the history of humanity,"

Why the history of Humanity? I would think it would go down in the history of monkeydom.

Dang, I just thought of something. Under Heller will monkey-rights include the right to keep and bear arms?? Monkeys are bad enough when they can only throw a handful of crap at you. And now we're gonna give 'em guns??!!