JESSE SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR HIS OWN 'PACKAGE'

NY Post ^ | 7/11/08 | Leonard Greene

[DogBarkTree]

IF YOU'RE wondering where Jesse Jackson got the idea to cut off someone's nuts, consider this theory:

It probably came from his wife.

No doubt Jacqueline Jackson had the same thought when she was hit with the news that her philandering husband had a daughter with a woman who wasn't her.

It was in 2001 that word surfaced that the civil-rights leader had had an affair with a Rainbow PUSH Coalition staffer, a relationship that resulted in the birth of a baby girl.

Seven years later, a black politician from Chicago not named Jesse Jackson, who's on the verge of making history by claiming the Democratic nomination, gets on a stage and talks about responsible fatherhood.

Well, he had to hit a nerve.

"If we are honest with ourselves," Barack Obama said in a Father's Day speech, "we'll admit that what too many fathers also are is missing - missing from too many lives and too many homes. They have abandoned their responsibilities, acting like boys instead of men. And the foundations of our families are weaker because of it.

[libh8er]

You don’t think Mr. Sunshine Shaft hasn’t indulged himself in a little forbidden fruit, do you?

Perhaps sir, you are unaware that speaking ill of the Lord Hussein Obama is blasphemy..

[libh8er]

...on the other hand if he did want to indulge a bit, this fruit would gladly throw herself at his feet.

[wtc911]

Well, it is still inaccurate. Yankel was stabbed only a few hours after the accident that killed the kid, not after the funeral. That is the fact of it.

[Christian4Bush]

I guess now we know why BHO was covering his package in that photo with Her! and Bill Richardson...he was afraid of the, uh, Revrun....Thacksunnnnnn...threatening to cut him off...

[the invisib1e hand]

it’s a good thing I’ve learned not to be tempted by women who throw themselves at my feet (anymore), or that one could certainly be a problem.