It's also possible that being married to somebody with Michelle's charm and personsonality may have convinced him to give up sex entirely. If the First lady gig doesn't work out, maybe the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce will give her a job as a recruiter for that team.
I'm not sure what that neighborhood in SF is called, but in Chicago it's called "Boys Town".
Castro District (appropriately named).
Hey....Chicago is my new home town!!