Study: Falling Icebergs Harming Ecosystem

To: DieHard the Hunter

I get the sinking feeling that somehow, with the release of this study, AlGore “The Inventor of the Internet” has made another squillion dollars of ill-gotten gains. Perhaps some strategically-placed signs on the ocean floor, “Beware of Falling Icebergs” or some such thing, could help our hapless sea-spiders and other greeblies from being bonked on the head needlessly? Surely this is an urgent Health and Safety issue!

I am looking for investors to join my new enterprise, it is an Ice Berg Offset company. What we do is enlist people to freeze a certain amount of water for the people who buy Ice Berg Credits. The more you buy the more water is frozen. Then we load in on refrigerated airplanes and fly it to the Artic and Antarctic and dump it. This will offset the ice being lost from Global warming. Are you in? (of course no one actually freezes any ice, we just say that and as for dumping it, come on are you that gullible?).

I would say this is on par with Al Gores Carbon Offsets and may even outdo him, of course he will probably demand a piece of the action.

41 posted on 07/19/2008 11:58:30 AM PDT by calex59

We don’t have glaciers in my part of the U.S. anymore, either. And somehow the World has managed to survive.

Neither do we here in Buffalo, NY. But those glaciers were kind enough to leave behind some very nice lakes as they left.

42 posted on 07/19/2008 12:06:05 PM PDT by mc5cents (Show me just what Mohammd brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman)

43 posted on 07/19/2008 12:07:24 PM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghÃ©ill mi do dhuine. FÃ g am bealach.)

Awesome link - thanks.

44 posted on 07/19/2008 12:17:33 PM PDT by Uncledave (Zombie Reagan '08)

Sorry. You get an "F" for today. The correct answer is:

a. Bush's fault.

Duh! Silly me!

45 posted on 07/19/2008 12:53:28 PM PDT by Wil H

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46 posted on 07/19/2008 1:41:48 PM PDT by steelyourfaith

Is there anything global warming can’t do?

Laissez Faire

47 posted on 07/19/2008 2:02:44 PM PDT by Raycpa

Is there anything global warming can’t do?

Yes, unfortunately.

NOTHING, not even AGW, can give a Greenie the ability to think & reason.

48 posted on 07/19/2008 3:29:02 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)

Sad news...... It has been verified that Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star have been crushed by a falling iceberg. The iceberg fell due to global warming caused by George Bush and republicans everywhere. Kids worldwide are saddened. BO-bama will lead an investigation into the untimely deaths of these important sea creatures..............

49 posted on 07/19/2008 8:04:56 PM PDT by oregon conservative

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