BREAKING NEWS: Plane Lands Safely!

WSJ's, BEST OF THE WEB TODAY ^ | July 24, 2008 | JAMES TARANTO

[coffee260]

"So there they were on CNN's "The Situation Room," talking about a new ad for John McCain, an ad "going after the mainstream media, which he says is in love with Barack Obama..."

"CNN interrupts a discussion of whether the media are in the tank for Obama for a news bulletin that Obama's plane has landed safely..."

[Las Vegas Ron]

There may be an interesting twist coming.....

Funny you should say that. I watched him with Malikai (sp) the other night and he actually directed him to sit down, taking control as a guest!!

Rude, arrogant, pompous? I can't even come up with the right word

I do think he is going to turn off a lot of people though. Wouldn't it be interesting to see the LSM turn on him? LMAO

[driftless2]

In further news Obama scratched his nose, coughed, sneezed, and casually stepped on the fingers of one reporter who was groveling at his feet. The Obama-worshipping press duly noted every action and thought to themselves that no one could do those various functions better than the Lord High Obama.

[Cheryllynn]

Yes Sireee:
Change they can believe in

LOL!!!

[txhurl]

lol

‘Oh, that’s just God. He thinks he’s Bob Dylan’.

[Enchante]

BREAKING NEWS!!

We interrupt our regular programming to inform you that our eager reporters are on the lookout for any indication that the Obamessiah is about to walk on water!

We are certain that it will happen, any day now, and we pledge to you our loyal audience that we will be quick to report such important news the moment it happens.

Now back to you, Larry!

[Miss Didi]

His plane had to make an emergency landing in St. Louis a couple of weeks ago.

[dforest]

I ain’t watching the pot. I am watching the drain to make sure Barry goes down it.

[Corporate Law]

I imagine that the Obamabots would be lined up around the block to buy that.

[dforest]

Damn, shame.

[rickomatic]

I’m holding out till he raises someone from the dead

You mean when Hillary somehow becomes the Dim nominee this summer? I still think that corpse is coming back to life somehow.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

If Obama wins he will be the most hated man in America within a year. He will make Bush look good. How fickle is the left when their wonder boy can’t do all the things he promises. He can’t because the things he promises are impossible in the real world.

[Chode]

[Las Vegas Ron]

I’m with you one that. I don’t think she gave up that easily either...It’s gonna be fun as he$$ to watch ;^)

[SuziQ]

What about making the blind hear, the deaf walk and the dead vote?

Well, come November, the dead will be voting in Chicago. They've been doing that for over 40 years. That's one miracle Obama can't claim as his own.