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Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad ("See you at the debates, b*tches")
Funny or Die ^ | 8/6/08 | Pairs Hilton

Posted on 08/06/2008 6:32:44 AM PDT by teddyballgame

An ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

(Excerpt) Read more at funnyordie.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: ads; celebrity; electionads; energy; hilton; mccain; paris; parishilton
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Her energy policy is better than Obama's.
1 posted on 08/06/2008 6:32:44 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: teddyballgame

McCain should have known that he’d get blowback from Paris Hilton.


2 posted on 08/06/2008 6:35:21 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: teddyballgame

We’re certainly complicit in giving Paris Hilton the publicity she loves and craves. I say ignore her.


3 posted on 08/06/2008 6:37:20 AM PDT by randita
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To: teddyballgame

Her tirade has about as much energy behind it as a small puff of wind.

Paris...get used to it.....your opinion means little.

Someday soon, you, to, will be older......when someone calls you and old, wrinkly person, consider your past remarks.

How she even gets and audience with anything she says is beyond comprehension.

She has systematically reduced what could have beena good life into a bedroom romping spree of videos. You have made your legacy......


4 posted on 08/06/2008 6:37:45 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: teddyballgame

I didn’t think it was possible, but my opinion of Ms. Hilton has declined further.


5 posted on 08/06/2008 6:38:12 AM PDT by sitetest (If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
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To: bcsco

Hey, the best thing McCain could do is pick a fight with the Hollywood left.


6 posted on 08/06/2008 6:38:17 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: randita

It was actually pretty humorous. In the end this hurts Obama more than McCain, because Obama will be viewed as dumber than Paris.


7 posted on 08/06/2008 6:38:33 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: sitetest

Hey, the whole thing is totally tounge-in-cheek. She’d probably make as much sense in a debate as Obama without a teleprompter.


8 posted on 08/06/2008 6:43:25 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: teddyballgame

She’d make as much sense as anyone with a head full of coke.


9 posted on 08/06/2008 6:45:12 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: teddyballgame
I don't care what other people say, her latest performance shows she has made significant improvements in her cinematic since her last sex video which was widely panned.

Unlike reviews of the Paris Hilton video by her former manager and partner Mr Rick Salomon, Paris’ latest submission shows her able to deliver a line, even while multi tasking. She also reportedly shows better awareness and use of camera angles. She is also far less self aware and in control of her emotions, than in her DUI jailhouse video release.

Speaking as a compassionate conservative, I think the sex video industry owes it to Paris Hilton to take a second look.

10 posted on 08/06/2008 6:46:42 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: teddyballgame

Personally, I don’t think this hurts McCain, and it doesn’t help her. It sorta proves the point of the ‘Celeb” ad.


11 posted on 08/06/2008 6:48:43 AM PDT by DGHoodini (Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand)
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To: teddyballgame
"Drill Now Nancy, You Stupid Biatch!"


12 posted on 08/06/2008 6:49:47 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: teddyballgame

I think you missed my implication in the use of “blowback”.


13 posted on 08/06/2008 6:50:19 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: Always Right
Re#7 I agree. As does the McCain camp, which has responded smartly (from NRO/Campaign Spot):

Which left McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds to make one of the best jabs of this election cycle: "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."

14 posted on 08/06/2008 6:52:38 AM PDT by eureka! (McCain....I guess.)
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To: All

Actually I thought it was pretty funny and what was said actually made sense. She’s miles ahead of Obama on a thoughtful energy policy.It might help to watch the video by the way, it’s funny.


15 posted on 08/06/2008 6:53:01 AM PDT by sonic109
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To: teddyballgame

Paris Hilton is open to drilling. Who knew?


16 posted on 08/06/2008 6:54:15 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: teddyballgame

Yahoo News has a wonderful headline for this story (though it may originate with AP):

“Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad”


17 posted on 08/06/2008 6:55:30 AM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: sonic109

I thought it was brilliant... funny... thoughtful...

She brought sex appeal to McCain’s campaign.. not an easy thing to do.


18 posted on 08/06/2008 6:55:59 AM PDT by Aunt Polgara
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To: savedbygrace

prolly in her own backyard too


19 posted on 08/06/2008 6:56:50 AM PDT by al baby (Hi mom Cracker power Brother)
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To: bcsco

oh was that paris, I didnt recognize her with her clothes on and not in night vision...


20 posted on 08/06/2008 6:57:45 AM PDT by edzo4
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To: teddyballgame
Her energy policy is better than Obama's.

I thought the clip was pretty funny. I should also point out that the approach she takes on energy is the approach the GOP is championing. Do everything including drilling...here and now.

21 posted on 08/06/2008 6:58:48 AM PDT by pgkdan (Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions - G.K. Chesterton)
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To: teddyballgame

I have to give respect to McCain’s team for striking gold on this one. Not only the ad finally made MSM to take notice who ran it for free on all the cable channels around the clock but it also prompted Paris Hilton to attack McCain. Follow me on this one. The story will stay in the media for another week and if she’s attacking McCain then it’s only logical to assume that she’s pro-Obama.

Obama camp are probably kicking themselves because this is something they have no control over. Once their candidate is mentioned alongside Paris in every soundbite this will stick with people.

Should I remind you that Paris Hilton is one of the most disliked people in America?


22 posted on 08/06/2008 7:00:59 AM PDT by Zombie Lincoln (McCain/<conservative_placeholder> '08)
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To: Morgana

You too missed the implication of the word “blowback”...


24 posted on 08/06/2008 7:03:36 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: Morgana

Am I the only one that thinks this is insane? The world is on the brink...we are in a fight for our survival against terrorism....and f*cking Paris Hilton is in our Presidential debate???? What the hell is wrong?


25 posted on 08/06/2008 7:04:22 AM PDT by Blue Turtle (I)
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To: william clark

What other kind of a rebuttal could a “tart” issue?


26 posted on 08/06/2008 7:04:36 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: edzo4
I didnt recognize her with her clothes on and not in night vision...

Finally! Someone who gets it :)

27 posted on 08/06/2008 7:05:02 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: silverleaf

I didn’t see the first Sex Tape. Would I be able to follow a sequel?


28 posted on 08/06/2008 7:05:14 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: Morgana

How many times are you going to repeat yourself?


30 posted on 08/06/2008 7:06:50 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: teddyballgame
Dear teddyballgame,

“Hey, the whole thing is totally tounge-in-cheek.”

I understand.

It just didn't work for me. The premise of the “ad” was a reversal. Here we have Paris Hilton, well-known by all as the ditzy blonde celebrity famous for little else but being famous, and universally reputed to be the epitome of the dumb blonde. But, lo and behold! It turns out that beneath that seemingly brain-dead image lies a brilliant, well-read, intelligent, well-informed intellect! And the comedy should proceed therefrom. As well as Ms. Hilton's put-down of Mr. McCain.

The problem is that in executing the whole thing, it must be done well enough to make one able to suspend one's disbelief concerning the reversal. Ms. Hilton came nowhere near, at least for me, the execution required for me to suspend my disbelief. All I could think during the video was, geez, this dumb blonde sure comes off as a fake pretending to have higher than a room temperature IQ. I wonder how many takes it took to get her to pronounce all the big words in the script properly.

Thus, the net effect, rather than being a successful put-down of Mr. McCain (the original purpose), is to make Ms. Hilton look even more foolish, stupid, vapid, shallow and lame than before her effort.


sitetest

31 posted on 08/06/2008 7:06:55 AM PDT by sitetest (If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
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To: teddyballgame

Since when was Paris’s opinion headline worthy?

$1000 says that if the ad were directed more towards Obama in a negative way this wouldn’t get any traction from the press.


32 posted on 08/06/2008 7:07:25 AM PDT by Tempest (I'm a Christian. Before I am a conservative.)
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To: teddyballgame

I heard you used to able to buy it outside the 7-11’s in LA. But I never did get a copy! Maybe Nicole Ritchie still has her copy- the one she showed at her infamous party for Paris a few years back.


34 posted on 08/06/2008 7:09:20 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: Blue Turtle

“Am I the only one that thinks this is insane? The world is on the brink...we are in a fight for our survival against terrorism....and f*cking Paris Hilton is in our Presidential debate???? What the hell is wrong?”

What’s wrong? We have the nominee of one of our national parties who’s policies make about as much sense as an airhead celebutard.


35 posted on 08/06/2008 7:09:25 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: Morgana

Dial-up isn’t the only connection that gets finicky. I have broadband and get interruptions and waiting periods. No need to apologize. I just saw the same post a few minutes apart decided to tease you a little.


38 posted on 08/06/2008 7:14:20 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: sitetest

“...Ms. Hilton look even more foolish, stupid, vapid, shallow and lame than before her effort.”

Rhiana as VP, “see you at the debates, b*tches”
I’m fairly sure she is not trying to pass herself off as a serious candidate. If you can’t see this for what it is, a harmless chuckle, then you’re taking things a little too seriously.


39 posted on 08/06/2008 7:14:21 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: Morgana
Oh my goodness........as in “blowup doll”

Uh, no, that's still off the mark. But you're getting closer... :)

40 posted on 08/06/2008 7:15:35 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: savedbygrace

“Paris Hilton is open to drilling. Who knew?”

It’s how she became famous.


41 posted on 08/06/2008 7:18:43 AM PDT by teddyballgame
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To: Tempest
McCain gave the “We need to do All of the Above” answer long before this Bimbo sat down in front of the que cards, the light reflectors, the camera, and the ever ready make-up girl.
42 posted on 08/06/2008 7:23:58 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: teddyballgame
Dear teddyballgame,

I didn't think she was trying to pass herself off as a legitimate or a serious candidate. I think that she was insulted by the McCain ad, because it painted her as someone who is famous for fame's sake, and implied that she's an airhead. I think that the ad was certainly tongue in cheek, and an attempt to make a joke. But at Mr. McCain's expense.

Overall, in my estimation, the joke at Mr. McCain's expense flopped and wound up being at her own.

All that being said, I think that Mr. McCain's campaign's response plays off her ad nicely. It assumes the premise that Ms. Hilton didn't really succeed in her attempt to put down Mr. McCain, but rather merely reinforced the impression that she's a dumb blonde. But that even Ms. Hilton, the quintessential dumb blonde, turns out to have a more sensible energy plan than Mr. Obama.


sitetest

43 posted on 08/06/2008 7:24:33 AM PDT by sitetest (If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
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To: TexasCajun

DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW
44 posted on 08/06/2008 7:26:07 AM PDT by SC DOC
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To: teddyballgame

i’m like totally ok with paris you know even though she thinks the old guy is totally well for drilling in maui but dude alternate energy subsidies and drilling in an environmentally friendly way on the outer continental shelf is like totally ok maybe and we need a vice president who is like cool anyway


45 posted on 08/06/2008 7:28:36 AM PDT by Gritty (Liberals believe if they say the same thing over a billion times, people will believe it-Ann Coulter)
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To: sitetest

It was a brilliant tease.. first she compares McCain to a horror flick ancient zombie, then to kindly Colonel Sanders, and finally to wise Yoda. I could just see her with a twinkle in her eye. She made teasing fun of both herself and McCain, but by ignoring Obama, she made him invisible.

And the media is playing into it wonderfully, giving the spot all that free airtime. Whoever did this is not an Obama supporter, that’s for sure.


46 posted on 08/06/2008 7:35:17 AM PDT by Aunt Polgara
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To: Always Right
It was actually pretty humorous.

I agree.

It is done in a light hearted way and is far from a rant, as described elsewhere.

Have political correctness and political animosity ruined people's ability to enjoy levity and humor?

47 posted on 08/06/2008 7:42:46 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.)
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To: SC DOC
DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW

Yeap, Paris is the perfect spokesperson for more drilling. And from that picture it looks like Paris is also following Obama's advice about keeping things properly inflated.

48 posted on 08/06/2008 7:52:41 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: teddyballgame

The AP characterized it as, and I quote, “a tart rebuttal”. I thought to myself, “Well, of course! What other kind would you expect from Paris Hilton?”


49 posted on 08/06/2008 7:55:02 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: rabscuttle385

ping


50 posted on 08/06/2008 7:55:08 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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