Cops: Hooker swipes $62G from boozy john

Boston Herald ^ | 8-13-08 | Jessica Fargen

[Renfield]

The lure of a $30 trick with a Lowell hooker ended up nearly costing one man more than $60,000 in cash, police said.

Jessica Garcia, 30, was released on personal recognizance yesterday after allegations that she agreed to perform oral sex on the drunken john for $30, but then tied him up and ran off with $62,000 in cash he kept in a duffel bag.

The man had been drinking cognac for several hours on Saturday night when he hopped on his bicycle, cash in tow, to search for a street walker, police said.....

[Da Coyote]

This guy’s gotta be a dhimmicrat. Reasons: 1) no ability to control drinking or sexual appetites, 2) no ability to manage money, and 3) the money was probably not his anyway.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

I bet none of those bills had a picture that looked like Obama on them either. LOL.

[Titan Magroyne]

Well it was his by the mere technicality of his name on the credit cards he borrowed against. I’d like to know the story on that part even if it’s none of my business!

[Sybeck1]

That is one expensive Lewinsky.

[Titan Magroyne]

Come to think of it, what if he planned on spending it all $30 dollars at a time?

;o)

[massgopguy]

When the cops recovered the bag there was $17K missing.

[Hi Heels]

$62000/$30=2067 (+ -). He was up for a busy nite!

[Renfield]

While we’re on the subjects of sex and crime, here’s another real winner:

http://www.madisonjournaltoday.com/archives/389-Danielsville-man-with-homemade-vibrator-arrested-on-drug-charges.html

[Hi Heels]

Well, there was this Coach store right THERE, and her purse was kinda shabby and she REALLY need a new bag so.....

[umgud]

Hookers usually hang out in the bad part of town. Who in their right mind would cruise thru such an area drunk on a bike carrying $60K?

[maggief]

Police said the man had withdrawn $62,000 from six different credit cards, but it’s unclear why. He took the bag of cash with him for safe keeping. That decision, police said, was not a smart one.

D'oh!

[Corin Stormhands]

This guy’s gotta be a dhimmicrat.

Not so fast. Back in the late 80s I had to vouch for a Republican state legislator to get through a security clearance because he didn't have his wallet. The "young lady" he'd spent the evening with had taken off with it.

Stupidity is bipartisan.

[KosmicKitty]

4) And he was riding a bike!

[Slings and Arrows]

Cops: Hooker swipes $62G from boozy john

Man that Edwards guy just doesn't know when to stop.

[Mr. Silverback]

The man had been drinking cognac for several hours on Saturday night when he hopped on his bicycle, cash in tow, to search for a street walker

You know, I'm pretty sure there aren't a lot of stories that began with a line like that and have a happy ending.

[Mr. Silverback]

Wow. The mind boggles.

[Daffynition]

[Hi Heels]

Now there’s someone who knows how to save $62K.