Obama " I hope this isn't another borrowed plane from the Hillary campaign.I thought I was going to die in the last one I borrowed from Hillary."
Obama " I hope this isn't another borrowed plane from the Hillary campaign.I thought I was going to die in the last one I borrowed from Hillary."
Hawaii, the 57th state .
Where is Michelle , Obama? I know she arrived with you to Hawaii.
Obama, “I hope that brain transplant from that surfing dude works.”
Gee, I hope I get to ride in the cockpit!
"If you're trying to get on my ticket, John, this is not helping."
Good one (LOL)!
“Dude, I heard something about a war in Georgia. Have we sent the National Guard to protect Atlanta yet?”
Too bad my bus has to be so high, to fit all my friends underneath
The Messiah has left the island.
Obama: Where IS that birth certificate?
Well, after being Europe's last great white hope, Jesus Christ - the second coming, not to mention a Hollywood rock star, I thought I would throw in a “Obama the space explorer/hero astronaut” theme to help the glorification of our black god by the wacko left media.
Next Stop ..Denver...Hillary... oh Allahwallahdingdong! Jesse Jackson is going to ..take my manhood!! John Edwards is stealing all my celebrity headlines...Ted isn't well.. I want to say bye to Bayh, Biden is a racist..and Now.. I have to get on this plane and go to Denver..where God is going to send a big storm to wash out my acceptance speech. One more step.. to fufill my doomed destiny.
(singing) “Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day ... “
Hope there aren’t any flags on this plane, otherwise I will have to change.
Hanaokolele
I hope my body man, Reggie “ Man “ Love, likes this view.
“Shucks, I flew 9 hours from Chicago and I’m still in the USA!”