Posted on 08/20/2008 2:46:19 PM PDT by Clemenza
You start a blog, get noticed almost immediately, and within two months have a six-figure book deal. Thats every white persons dream.
How can anyone make such a broad statement with certainty? Well, just that happened to Christian Lander whose blog and book share the title Stuff White People Like and he says so.
And its not so broad a statement as it might seem. When Lander says white person, he doesnt just mean checks white/Caucasian on the affirmative-action info box. In fact, the Stuff White People Like Facebook quiz with such questions as What do you consider a fair price for a sandwich? and How often do you Yoga? set my whiteness level at 43 percent, officially, not white. And my name and complexion are pretty unambiguously European.
By white person Lander actually means the young, urban, elite white person. I am the wrong kind of white person the kind that listens to heavy metal, goes hunting, and occasionally finds Larry the Cable Guy amusing (git-r-done!).
In brief, hilarious items, Lander documents his subjects behavior and tastes. Hes light-hearted and funny, but hes also precise, and he has something to say about our future leaders.
The site and the book, about two-thirds of which comes verbatim from the site presents itself as a guide for those seeking to infiltrate white people culture. Heres some advice for foreign folks attending white dinner parties: It is strongly encouraged to bring a gift . . . if you are able to bring a particularly rare dish from your culture, you will be the star of the party. . . . If a white person says they have eaten the dish before, it is best to respond by saying, You ate a watered-down version. They dont even sell this to white people, its that intense. Even I had to show ID. In other words, foreigners can ingratiate themselves to liberal whites by providing a multicultural experience.
Lander claims that many of the featured items come from his own preferences: The things I post are all the things I like too, he told the Los Angeles Times. This might be true of the more fashion-oriented entries, like scarves and plaid, but theres a strong undercurrent of derision flowing through Stuff White People Like. The books subtitle, The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions, takes a jab at the fact that legions of Ikea-shopping, thick-framed-glasses-wearing snobs all think theyre something special.
He also confronts white peoples never-ending fear of the racist label. Hes caught on to the fact that liberal whites have a sort of ethnic friend checklist: Black friends, for example, can be used as physical evidence that white people are not racist. The entire text of the Barack Obama entry reads, White people like Barack Obama because they are afraid that if they dont they will be considered racist.
The drive for diversity includes the gay-rights movement as well, because white people can blend in at rallies and protests and spend an afternoon feeling the sting of oppression.
This fits into the books broader theme of white peoples drive to be holier than thou not holier in the wrong-kind-of-white-person church sense, of course, but holier as in more attuned to environmental issues, more into obscure music, more fashionable.
So as a phenomenon, Stuff White People Like is quite something. But unfortunately, it doesnt measure up as well as a book. As already mentioned, there isnt a whole lot of new material for those whove read the site. The book, being a book, also lacks the sites White People in the News feature, which highlights current newspaper profiles of people who fit the sites stereotypes to a T.
To be fair, some of the 50 or so new entries are pretty clever, even if they dont have quite the spark of the earliest Internet posts. If a white person says something that doesnt seem to make sense and they slightly change the sound of their voice, chances are that they are quoting something from The Simpsons, Lander observes, both correctly and amusingly.
Also, this kind of humor is best consumed in small bits on a daily basis, as one would read a comic strip the book is basically 150 blog posts in a row, with a few added charts and graphs. Read continuously, the shtick gets old well before the half-way point.
That said, Lander has in a remarkably short time proven himself to be a talented, witty, and biting social critic. The blog-to-book transition is a little rocky if one can indeed call re-printing ones blog in paperback a transition at all but hes a writer worth keeping an eye on.
Ping!
That guy describes my impression of liberals to the “T”...
Horned rimmed glasses, self-conscious love of “irony” (ew, I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon because it is proletarian, even though I’m a non-profit managerial douche), lack of regional loyalty, etc. These pretty much describe most libs under 35 whether they live in Wicker Park, the Lower East Side, or Silver Lake.
A) Dig thru Goodwill for old paperbacks like “The Preppy Handbook” and “101 Things to Do with a Dead Preppy”
B) Update them on a start-up blog
C) Close book deal.
If it was a choice between water and Pabst I might choose Pabst, but it would be a hard choice.
Robert Heinlein said it best. Budget the luxuries first! Good beer is essential to good life.
/end derail
Great suggestions. We also need to bring Whit Stillman back from France so that he can make more movies in the vein of Metropolitan and Barcelona.
I can’t seem to find the page to take the quiz. Do you have to be a member of Facebook ?
I think he might’ve maxed out with “The Last Days Of Disco” (my favorite of the Stillman trilogy). However, he is slated to direct Christopher Buckley’s “Little Green Men” according to IMDb. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808352/
Although another thread says his next film is “Dancing Mood.” http://blog.spout.com/2008/08/13/whit-stillman-interview/
If there’s anything I’ve learned from Islam, it’s that I should threaten/and kill somebody over this.
Not to sound racist or anything, but I don’t like anything that a white person likes. That’s just a matter of principle. j/k /sarc
I’m only 43% white.
Wonder if it’s valid for Texans who don’t like BS tests.
This sounds like the lower East Village liberal “Elites”. Pabst is the new hip thing for them.
I’m officially Non-White
Based on a total score of 26, you are officially 38% white and a card carrying member of the Non-White Group.
Ugh. Silver Lake.
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