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I’m looking forward to becoming an even bigger conservative crank over the next four years, regardless of what happens in November.
I’ve been keeping the house nice and dark at night, and yelling at kids and dogs to get out of my yard during the day.
I like to go to the closed blinds, when I see people walking by, and crack them so they can just see my eyes.
I’ve been storing up Ball jars to pee in and I’ve got lots of empty kleenex boxes for `shoes’ so I can go out to the mailbox for my Outdoor Life/Field and Stream.
And I expect to spend a lot of time clinging to my firearms, cleaning them constantly (when I’m not at the range) and I’ll need a lot more ammo; I’ll step out the back door as often as possible and fire my shotgun into the air late at night.
And my Bible. I plan to paint scriptures on the sides of my car. I expect the kids down at the university quad could use some preaching as well.
The children and dogs will pass my house just a little more quickly. There won’t be any moss growing on these dice, that’s for sure....