Puff, The Magic Obama! (Chuck Norris On The American Sophist's Nomination Performance Alert)

Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 9/1/2008 | Chuck Norris

[goldstategop]

Last Thursday evening at the Democratic National Convention, presidential candidate Barack Obama tried to score a political touchdown on the 50 yard line of Denver's Invesco Field stadium. Instead, he won the all-time governmental convention award for the best over-the-top political spectacle of sight, sound, speech and pyrotechnics – complete with superstar performances, Braveheart-like epic music endings and an Olympic-sized fireworks show.

For a week prior to the event, newscasters, commentators and pundits were trying to guess what exactly that Greco-Roman, column-structure was that served as a stage backdrop, and what it was supposed to be representing and stating on behalf of Obama. Hypotheses were strewn across the news and the Internet. Despite that Obama's camp suggested these Athenian pillars were merely representative of the history of democracy, the entire visual felt more like a temple than a tenured politician's presidential platform. ....

When a political convention turns into a Super Bowl half time show, Democrats should be crying out in disgust, but they're not. Instead, they and others are praising Obama and the entire extravaganza, labeling it a monumental moment in history. But, with giant Trinitrons broadcasting his image from the flanks of the stage and the tops of the stadium, I felt like he was running more for emperor of the world than president of the United States. Liberal media was even questioning if it wasn't over the top. Similarities can be drawn between J.F.K. addressing the DNC at the L.A. Coliseum or Martin Luther King Jr. standing before the Greek pillars at the Lincoln Memorial, but neither Kennedy nor King rebuilt the Parthenon for their presentation. Is this the simple, substance-oriented, budget-cutting Obama we can expect as a President?

[goldstategop]

Puff, the magic Obama! Well, there was a certain kind of windbag in ancient Greece Plato called the "sophist." 2,500 years later and nothing much has changed. People are still taken in by empty rhetoric devoid of real substance and truth!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[ThomasThomas]

Just which community in Chicago did he organize and what last good as occurred there?

[Hildy]

According to his bio, he had a government office moved because it was inconvenient for the workers to get there. I think that’s the extent of his good work.

[snowman1]

Between Ayers and Obama they managed to shove $100 million dollars down the rat hole of Chicagos school system and the reports on it are dismal to say the least.

[Last Dakotan]

Marked for later reading

[Vision Thing]

Yup, obama's followers believe only in the shadows that they see on the cave wall. Y'all need to be familiar with Plato's Republic to know what I mean.

[DemonDeac]

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

[nclaurel]

The French surrender to everyone!

[tflabo]

Let's not forget this brave patriot Allan Keyes who dared to run against the Obamanation and his corrupt alliances in Chicago for the Il. senate. Keyes got trounced and the media beat him up but Keyes saw right through this phony.

[lewislynn]

the entire visual felt more like a temple than a tenured politician's presidential platform. ....

Yea, The Temple Of Doom.

[martin_fierro]

Chuck Norris intimidates articles into writing themselves.

[word_warrior_bob]

Chuck Norris is without a doubt the best political columnist who ever lived.

I was thinking that he was in the top 2 or 3 best columnists that ever lived while reading it, but a fist came through my computer screen and punched me right in the face.

[Keith Brown]

Chuck Norris invented the cheesburger by throwing a cow at a chain link fence!

[Gabz]

You have GOT to read this.............

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"For a week prior to the event, newscasters, commentators and pundits were trying to guess what exactly that Greco-Roman, column-structure was that served as a stage backdrop, and what it was supposed to be representing and stating on behalf of Obama. Hypotheses were strewn across the news and the Internet. Despite that Obama's camp suggested these Athenian pillars were merely representative of the history of democracy, the entire visual felt more like a temple than a tenured politician's presidential platform. .... But, with giant Trinitrons broadcasting his image from the flanks of the stage and the tops of the stadium, I felt like he was running more for emperor of the world than president of the United States."

That Obamapalooza coronation needs to be studied. Americans don't need to take moral lectures from an emperor who approved of infanticide. Someone needs to point that out during his next sermon.

[exit82]

Chuck Norris is afraid of Sarah Palin.

[peggybac]

I was JUST on this new site http://www.palinfacts.com/

Here are some more of the best Little Known Facts from around the Twitterverse.

* @moveableHype - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
* @RichardMahoney - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
* @JonBurg - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
* @Rammi - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
* @JonHenke - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
* @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
* @RogHaak - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
* @arratik - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
* @robertgorell - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
* @jstueve - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
* @aefoley - Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
* @coreyclayton - Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
* Also @coreyclayton - Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
* @jtoeman - in the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
* @mayjah - Sarah Palin can keep a Twitter meme going on and on like a rave kid on X.
* @KurtLuidhardt - Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
* @johntabin - N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap

Bring you more later since this thing shows no signs of stopping…

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Little Known Facts #4

August 30, 2008 in Facts by Turk | No comments

The facts are pouring in - literally. At last count, there are more than 3200 Little Known Facts in the random “Little Known Facts About Sarah Palin Generator. There are nearly as many hashtags.

Here are a few more facts that I dug up today.

* Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
* Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
* Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
* Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
* When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
* Sarah Palin plays Whack-a-Mole with her forehead, and always gets a perfect score.
* Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
* Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

[airborne]

...over-the-top political spectacle of sight, sound, speech and pyrotechnics – complete with superstar performances, Braveheart-like epic music endings and an Olympic-sized fireworks show.

Can you imagine the carbon footprint created by this spectacle? Funny the media didn't mention it!

[airborne]

Chuck Norris is without a doubt the best political columnist who ever lived.

I'm partial to Ted Nugent.

[peggybac]