[InABunkerUnderSF]

She's keeping the baby and marrying the father...

Of course she's going to marry the father! What else is the poor guy going to do?

Somewhere out there is a young man who is going through his own special kind of hell right now. I mean this kid has knocked up the Governor's daughter! Worse, her mom is a life member of the NRA and by all accounts a crack shot. The girl's father is not a small guy either. He owns a salmon boat and would have not difficulty whatsoever disposing of a badly mangled corpse. I suppose the kid could try the old standby of joining the army but the girl's brother is already in the army. Finally, in about five months, shortly after baby is due, the girl's mom may well have access to the resources every intelligence and investigative service of the United States government.

If the kid doesn't want to end up as salmon chum he has about three basic options as near as I can tell.

-- Option one involves finding Osama's cave, which a lot of people have been trying to do for the past seven years without a lot of success - and convincing Osama to take him in as a room mate.

-- Option two involves developing a rudimentary knowledge of French military terms and heading for a town called Aubagne in the south of France.

-- Option three involves a rose garden wedding.

May the loving couple live happily ever after.

[truthluva]

Or....the boy loves the girl and they get married and raise a happy and healthy family of beautoful children.. On TV and in the movies I know people are supposed to get out of “trouble”, if you will. But, in real life people can and do fall in love at an early age.

[tcostell]

I think you're just trying to be funny so I don't want to take you too seriously but the fact is, it's not unheard of for some young men to do the right thing because they think it's the right thing. This doesn't have to involve death threats from his future father in law.

You've definitely been in San Francisco too long.