Dave also feels she will put an end to ugly people in politics.
Wrong again, Dave..............
Posted on 09/05/2008 12:54:59 PM PDT by AuntB
ACT 1: It's time for Dave to eat crow. He watched Wednesday's Republican National Convention and the speech by Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin. Dave was expecting Ms. Palin would not live up to the position she's striving to. He expected the political novice to get her heel stuck on something on her way to the podium. But she showed great composure and confidence and blew the dump off the place . . . . or, rather, blew the roof off the dump.
Now we want her on the show. Dave looks over to the executive producer who informs Dave that we have e-mailed everyone in hopes of getting her here.
Earlier in the week, Dave thought this may have been John McCain's dumbest move ever, but now . . . . but now we're wondering who we would rather see at the top of the ticket.
Dave also feels she will put an end to ugly people in politics. She is quite the looker. "Now, we'll only want good looking politicians. Kucinich? He's well-meaning but . . . . Giuliani? Another great American, but honest to God . . . . Mitt Romney? He's a little too good looking to be a politician."
Once again, Dave expected nothing from Alaska governor and the woman came out and blew the dump off the place! Says Dave, "Well, you live and you learn."
Before going to commercial, we take a look at the "Delegate of the Night." We see a happy delegate dancing like a Republican. Foolish. Dave says, "When the Republican Party becomes the Party of Good-Looking People, that guy won't be allowed in to the Convention."
Thursday, September 04, 2008 Show #2978
Dave’s a Dick.
Dave WHo?
I hope she takes him up on it and grinds him under her heel.
Dave also feels she will put an end to ugly people in politics.
Wrong again, Dave..............
The only thing Governor Palin got her heel stuck in was Zerobama's backside.
Letterman stinks.
Dave’s been an angry shmuck for a while now. Years of Leno kicking his butt in the ratings has taken its toll. There’s really nothing more pathetic than an old and bitter leftist.
For all of his faults, Letterman’s show gets America better than all of his rivals, the audience participation (Stupid Pet Tricks etc) is pure Americana.
Dave says, “When the Republican Party becomes the Party of Good-Looking People, that guy won’t be allowed in to the Convention.”
Well, Dave, I am grateful that God looks on the inside of a person and not the outward appearance. I doubt I would be allowed into the convention based on Dave’s secular worldview.
Considering that he said her family had appeared on “Jerry Springer,” the closest he’s gonna get to her being on his show is having a TV set on his “desk” tuned to Leno.
“Dave’s a Dick.”
Yeah, he is. And he’s admitting it. But his audience is not what you’d call conservative and they LIKE her and he has influence over the sheeple. Many people get their political views from these late night shows.
It was pretty sweet watching Dave grovel and beg though. He said ‘we ALL misjudged her’. It was great TV.
Dave? Earth to Dave! Republican women have always been better looking. Maybe that's why conservatives have more and better sex than the left. (based on a recent study)
she will crush his...well whatever is between his legs... and he will enjoy it.
Quit insulting a part of a man.
Here’s my question:
We already know that Conan O’Brien will be taking over for Jay Leno next year, when is Dave Letterman and his way-too-tired-and-worn-out schtick going to hit the bricks and bring in some new blood that’s a little more entertaining?
Dave needs Sarah Palin more than she needs him.
I hope she sends word “sorry, really busy these days, see me after November 4th, ok?”
Dave should go on Oprah...just to close the loop
Cheech: "Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"
Chong: "Who?"
Cheech: "Dave man, open up!"
Chong: "Dave?"
Cheech: "Yeah Dave, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"
Chong: "Dave's not here!"
I haven’t seen Letterman in a few years, but his original show was a lot like Steve Allen’s. Funny stuff, but very stripped down & simple.
Screw Dave, he has not told an Obama joke, ever.
I started keeping track in March, and he’ll use Obama to set up a joke, but never makes him the butt of a joke.
The closest he came to a Obama joke was once airing 30 seconds of Obama saying ‘uh’. That was months ago.
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