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You Can Put Lipstick on a Socialist—But He’s Still a Socialist (Putting lipstick on Obozo)
Townhall ^ | 9/14/08 | Doug Giles

Posted on 09/14/2008 1:42:40 AM PDT by JohnHuang2

Did Obama put the pig dig to Palin this past week in Virginia? Personally, I think he did, nearly everyone else thinks he did, and judging from his fawning audience’s reaction they thought he did. But since he’s the Holy One and all that he says and does is just and true, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt, okay? Continues...

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Putting lipstick on Obozo

Democrats have spent weeks accusing Gov. Sarah Palin of lying about her pregnancy and accusing her daughter of lying about her pregnancy and attacking Sarah as a bad mother and comparing her to Pontius Pilate, Islamic radicals, a whip-wielding dominatrix and to "lipstick" on a pig. Now Democrats say they're ready to take the gloves off!

After a difficult week for Obama, which followed a difficult week for Obama, Reuters reports that the messiah "fired back" at John McCain with "new ads" mocking McCain as old-fashioned and "out of touch". Obama has been rattled and flustered in the weeks since "out-of-touch" McCain picked young Sarah Palin for VP, eclipsing the messiah's choice of a 66-year-old windbag (whose name escapes me) as his assistant messiah.

Obama campaign honcho David Plouffe, heralding the new ads in a memo sent to "reporters" (or, as I prefer, Democrats with press passes), wrote that "today" was a historic day -- "the first day of the rest of the campaign," in which the effete Ivy League lawyer Obama 'takes off the gloves', which makes this the fourth time this year.

Almost half the voters in a new AP poll say Hussein lacks the proper experience to be president and he now trails McCain in almost every poll despite those Greek columns erected at his Temple coronation, so now his campaign geniuses have come up with another idea -- running ads accusing McCain of not using a computer and not knowing how to e-mail. No doubt this will electrify voters! Accusing someone who can fly fighter jets of being too dumb to use a computer is a real winner.

Plouffe revealed in his memo that the reason they're going after McCain's lack of computer and typing skills is because "this election is too important and the challenges too big to spend the next 54 days talking about trivial non-issues."

But Obama's opposition researchers apparently were so deeply immersed in an even 'bigger issue' -- how long has Bristol been pregnant? -- that they missed the real reason McCain doesn't e-mail or use a keyboard: The barbaric treatment he got at the hands of his Viet Cong captors.

While Obama's oppo A-listers were busy trying to determine the size of Bristol's belly, the Drudge Report on Friday unearthed a Boston Globe article (dated March 4, 2000), which read: "McCain gets emotional at the mere mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain's severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain's encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He's an avid fan -- Ted Williams is his hero -- but he can't raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball." Obama is apparently too dumb to use Google.

Looking at the big picture, meandering from issue to issue aimlessly and tossing laughingly refutable charges against the wall, as Obama's doing, is what happens when your campaign is fully engaged in meltdown mode. And everything keeps backfiring. The dumb, fading celebrity says he wasn't thinking of Gov. Palin when he made his 'lipstick' remark, which got hoots and hollers from his audience. Every major newspaper had "LIPSTICK" in very bold print across its front page the morning after Palin's speech at the convention, but Obama wasn't thinking of Palin at all when he said 'lipstick'! No, no, no -- he was thinking of McCain.

(Back in May, Obambi had a sissy fit because Bush had used the word "appeasement" in a speech before the Israeli Knesset, which Obozo assumed to be an 'attack' on him, even though Bush never mentioned Obama anywhere in his speech. Obama mentioned Palin repeatedly in his speech on 'lipstick' which supposedly was not about Palin.)

At a campaign event in New Hamphire yesterday, Obama had another sissy fit, accusing McCain and Palin of 'distracting' him with lipstick. "They've been talking about lipstick and they've been talking about pigs!", screamed Obama, who can't seem to stop talking about lipstick or talking about pigs.

By week's end, Hussein's lackeys at the New York Times were hard at work investigating Beehive Beauty Shop in Wasilla, which Gov. Palin patronized for the last six years. They're carefully probing and analyzing Palin's hair locks because "hairstyles help answer the voters' throw-down question: 'Who does she think she is?'" (Joe Biden's question: 'Is that her own hair?')

Then the NYT drops this bombshell: "During Palin's appointments, Mrs. Steele [the beauty salon owner], divorced and financially stressed, confided in her client. 'Sarah was always saying that GOD WAS IN CONTROL and to HAVE FAITH THAT THERE IS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING'"!!! And, in even further horror to the NYT, Mrs. Steele said "'We would say it together.'" S c a n d a l o u s! Worse than Palin's war crimes against courageous moose.

Things lately have been going so swimmingly for McCain/Palin, even totally 'unbiased' and 'impartial' Charlie Gibson is frustrated, the poor little thing. Billed as Palin's first solo interview, Palin was so in command that by the end of the thing it looked more like Charlie Gibson's first solo interview, ever. Gibson flubbed the Bush Doctrine, blundered through Palin's past statements, and had not yet found out that Reagan won the Cold War. But! Too scripted; no foreign policy experience; a paltry two years in the current job -- but enough about Charlie Gibson.

The problem with the Democrats' lame-o 'inexperience' meme is that Palin has gobs of executive experience, in contrast to Obama, whose primary qualification for president is that he voted to stack up hospital utility rooms with dead babies who initially survived abortion. Yet another reason why Obama will be giving a concession speech next November.

Anyway, that's...
My Two Cents...
"JohnHuang2"



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KEYWORDS: 2008; lipstick; obama; obamabiden
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To: uncitizen

****And Joe Biden is just jealous of Sarah’s hair!****

He’s not the only one! - LOL!

Hi there unc! It’s nice to see yah - enjoying morning coffee;)

sod


21 posted on 09/14/2008 3:55:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Satire - a heartbeat away from the truth!!!!)
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To: JohnHuang2

And he’s still a socialist pig. More lipstick! STAT!


22 posted on 09/14/2008 4:08:00 AM PDT by Waco ( G00d bye 0'bomber)
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To: JohnHuang2
Yet another reason why Obama will be giving a concession speech next November.

Yes indeed.

23 posted on 09/14/2008 4:31:53 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine's brother (Democrat, a synonym for Traitor)
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To: JohnHuang2

“(Back in May, Obambi had a sissy fit because Bush had used the word “appeasement” in a speech before the Israeli Knesset, which Obozo assumed to be an ‘attack’ on him, even though Bush never mentioned Obama anywhere in his speech. Obama mentioned Palin repeatedly in his speech on ‘lipstick’ which supposedly was not about Palin.)”

$$$$

There you go again = using logic, instead of b’lievin’ in every word the messiah utters.

A brilliant piece, JH, every word!


24 posted on 09/14/2008 4:46:47 AM PDT by maica (Peace is the Aftermath of Victory)
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To: JohnHuang2
It will be entertaining to watch what happens when the messianic duo reach critical mass. I believe it will be so embarrassing that even the press will back away.

Good job as always John.

25 posted on 09/14/2008 4:59:17 AM PDT by Grammy (Obama worked for 143 days as a Senator before deciding he was qualified to be President.)
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To: JohnHuang2

You can put lipstick on Michelle?.......eeeeeeee ugh!
Looks better on Biden!


26 posted on 09/14/2008 5:17:02 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (IF YOU ARE NOT CONSERVATIVE BY 35 YOU HAVE NO BRAIN. W CHURCHILL)
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To: uncitizen

And Joe Biden is just jealous of Sarah’s hair!

Is Biden also a religious healer. He tried o make a paraplegic walk didn’t he. “Stand up Chuck, Sand up.”


27 posted on 09/14/2008 5:31:54 AM PDT by chainsaw ( No racist radical Muslims in the WH)
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To: JohnHuang2

Kim Jong Il, fierce leader of Communist North Korea, actually put lipstick on his pouty little lips and it’s true: he did look like a pig.


28 posted on 09/14/2008 6:29:48 AM PDT by IbJensen (Ali Bama isn't going to make it!)
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To: johnny7
I get it. Hillary accidentally got pushed under a bus and got herself flattened.

Billy dons the infamous yellow pants suit and becomes......

THE NEW (old) HILLARY

29 posted on 09/14/2008 6:32:33 AM PDT by IbJensen (Ali Bama isn't going to make it!)
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To: chainsaw


I think you are right!

30 posted on 09/14/2008 6:33:09 AM PDT by Islander7 ("Common sense and common decency are uncommon virtues among America's left.")
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To: JohnHuang2

Rock it, JohnHuang2! Always appreciate you posts; love this one too.


31 posted on 09/14/2008 6:55:43 AM PDT by MonicaG (Help Wanted: Conservative leadership '08)
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To: johnny7

AAARRRGH, my eyes!!! That was harsh, johnny7.


32 posted on 09/14/2008 7:05:29 AM PDT by MonicaG (Help Wanted: Conservative leadership '08)
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To: MonicaG
He sure does make a... “handsome woman” ;^D
33 posted on 09/14/2008 7:12:20 AM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: JohnHuang2; PhilDragoo; devolve; potlatch

bump! bump! bump!

Printed it off to read at work today, thanks!

- - - - - - - -

In the meantime, some REALLY nice photos of Sarah
Palin in the early days!:

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/politics/ny-palinearyldays-pg,0,6336821.photogallery

Most of those are of Sarah as an infant through
her High School days.

And I tried to send you this link via email, PL,
but it came back to me. Guess I have an old
email addy or somethin’ ???


34 posted on 09/14/2008 7:47:12 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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To: JohnHuang2

35 posted on 09/14/2008 7:47:51 AM PDT by Petronski (Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)
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To: johnny7

Ah, yes!

Great pic of Josephine Biden !!

LOLOL !!!!


36 posted on 09/14/2008 7:49:43 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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To: JohnHuang2

You’ve done it again, JH2!!

Perfect!!


37 posted on 09/14/2008 8:05:09 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: MeekOneGOP; JohnHuang2; potlatch; devolve; ntnychik; Grampa Dave; dixiechick2000; Lady Jag; ...

38 posted on 09/14/2008 8:45:35 AM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: All
CALLING FR PHOTOSHOP!

CALLING FR PHOTOSHOP!

CALLING FR PHOTOSHOP!

RE: Putting lipstick on Obozo

FR PHOTOSHOP WE NEED "Putting lipstick on Obozo"

39 posted on 09/14/2008 9:33:57 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: JohnHuang2

Thank you so much for this excellent wrap-up!


40 posted on 09/14/2008 8:18:24 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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