Scales (1-5):
H (the Hypocrisy Scale)
P (The Palin Derangement Syndrome Scale)
D (The media Democrat foot soldier Scale)
First Responders are the media mouths that were first on the scene with their heads exploding over the Palin choice.
I'm pegging Frankie here with PPPPPP (6Ps), since he buried the needle on his first Palin column, and appears to have slid further into gibbering madness with this current column.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus