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NOW it's Sarah Palin's tanning bed (LOL!)
Various DUmmies | 09/15/2008 | PhilosopherStones

Posted on 09/15/2008 2:57:40 PM PDT by PhilosopherStones

Now the DUmmies are self-rightously up in arms because, of all things, she bought a tanning bed when she became Governor.

"Hi. My name is Beachmom, and I am a Melanoma survivor. I just got back from my Dermatologist this week, and was asked if I ever use a tanning bed. I said, NO! I was told that even people without fair skin like me put themselves at risk for skin cancer if they use a tanning bed. In short, using tanning beds is risky behavior, and I am unsure why they are still legal. But at the least of it, I expect political candidates on the presidential ticket to be a role model, and not engage in risky behavior like using a tanning bed for purely vain reasons of looking good on TV. It is just so wrong!

If Sarah Palin would like to have a tan, she should go to a salon where she can be given self tanning lotion. This is safe, and since it's done in a salon, it will look good.

Frankly, it is an insult to every skin cancer survivor that she owns a tanning bed. And to the taxpayers in Alaska as well, if indeed they paid for it."

DUmmie OP not quite sure why they're still legal.

And the comments:

"Obama doesn't need a tanning bed. Ms. Palin must be sooo jellOus........"

Yeah, right. At least one DUmmie has a clue:

"There are 3.5 hours of dim daylight in Anchorage in winter.

Vitamin D deficiency is actually a higher risk at that latitude than melanoma.

Even in summer, UV at that latitude is strongly attenuated."

But, of course, the other DUmmies don't like to listen to reason:

"There is a tanning salon near the grocery store where I shop... all sorts of beautiful women going in there all the time. No surprise that Caribou Barbie is stupid enough to do this to herself. No surprise she'd have her constituents pay for it either. I'm so sick of this idiot. It's completely unacceptable for someone in a position to influence young women to do this. Inexcusable."

Oh the horror! The horror!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: mccainpalin
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1 posted on 09/15/2008 2:57:40 PM PDT by PhilosopherStones
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To: PhilosopherStones

at this point saying the left is “unhinged” is a gross understatement...


2 posted on 09/15/2008 2:59:36 PM PDT by housedeep
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To: PhilosopherStones; PJ-Comix

I take it none of them ever lived in Alaska where you get very little sunlight for six months out of a year. A lot of folks have these to simply keep healthy.


3 posted on 09/15/2008 2:59:41 PM PDT by mnehring (Maverick/Barracuda 2008)
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To: PhilosopherStones

Have any of these jerkoffs ever had to actually LIVE in a state where you get two hours to NO hours of daylight for weeks on end every year?


4 posted on 09/15/2008 3:00:01 PM PDT by PeterFinn ("I will stand with the Muslims" - Baraq Hussein Obama p. 261 "Audacity of Hope")
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To: PhilosopherStones

I like the name “Caribou Barbie”—


5 posted on 09/15/2008 3:00:08 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: PhilosopherStones

Astonishing levels of malicious slander.


6 posted on 09/15/2008 3:00:33 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: PhilosopherStones

That is so funny since one poster obviously got it. It was obvious to me as soon as I read it. The short days during the winter... duh!


7 posted on 09/15/2008 3:00:43 PM PDT by republicangel
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To: PhilosopherStones
I am unsure why they are still legal.

The core belief of libtards everywhere, that things they dislike should all be illegal.
8 posted on 09/15/2008 3:00:58 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting Conservative isn't for the faint of heart.)
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To: PhilosopherStones

Um, tanning beds and full-spectrum lights are useful during the 4 month “nights” to keep up vitamin D production and maintain mental acuity. Too bad the DUmmies are too stupid to know those common facts...


9 posted on 09/15/2008 3:01:24 PM PDT by piytar
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To: PhilosopherStones

Reading the DUmp is a surreal experience. You have to check reality at the door.


10 posted on 09/15/2008 3:02:55 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: PhilosopherStones

An s.d.s. sufferer said thay had nude photos of Palin. I replied, “You say that like it’s a bad thing...”


11 posted on 09/15/2008 3:04:02 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
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To: mnehrling
A lot of folks have these to simply keep healthy.

No tanning bed here but I do think I've got the seasonal depressive disorder. If I don't get my sunlight I start falling apart and want to go on a killing spree.
12 posted on 09/15/2008 3:04:08 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting Conservative isn't for the faint of heart.)
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To: Mamzelle

I kinda like it too. I think Sarah should take it as her personal nick-name (though I like Sarah Barracuda too) just to piss off the DUmmies.


13 posted on 09/15/2008 3:04:36 PM PDT by PhilosopherStones
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To: PhilosopherStones
Typical critic of Governor Palin:


14 posted on 09/15/2008 3:04:39 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: PeterFinn

are you suggesting that these jerkoffs could find Alaska on a map or learned anything about the northern climes?

heck, I have tanned in NY state during one gloomy winter....I didn’t think it made much of a difference....so I bought a desk lamp called a sunlight lamp at Sam’s.....now I get my sun while FReeping........


15 posted on 09/15/2008 3:04:50 PM PDT by tioga (Obama needs a teleprompter to inform us that McCain can't use a computer./Enterprise 9/13/2008)
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To: tioga

bttt

They are worried about a tanning bed..

and Obama tried to stall US Troop Withdrawls from Iraq.


16 posted on 09/15/2008 3:06:15 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Obama is the Democrats guy. They bought the ticket, now they must take the ride.)
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To: TheWasteLand
Reading the DUmp is a surreal experience. You have to check reality at the door.

I've likened it to walking through an adult video store. You try not to look around and wonder why your shoes are sticking to the floor.
17 posted on 09/15/2008 3:06:53 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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To: PhilosopherStones

There are all sorts of problems with the lack of sunlight in the winter and a person’s energy level and that’s here in California. I don’t know if a tanning bed helps like those full spectrum lights do but aren’t these guys getting a case of the vapors over nothing.

After all, they overlook the one’s smoking and past cocaine use.


18 posted on 09/15/2008 3:07:21 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
and Obama tried to stall US Troop Withdrawls from Iraq.

Correction: Obama's plan was to keep troops in Iraq to score the White House, he views them as political pawns to get him his prize. He is unfit to be CIC.

19 posted on 09/15/2008 3:09:27 PM PDT by tioga (Obama needs a teleprompter to inform us that McCain can't use a computer./Enterprise 9/13/2008)
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To: piytar

they are deranged people that need professional help. You don’t try to understand them...


20 posted on 09/15/2008 3:09:47 PM PDT by ari-freedom (We never hide from history. We make history!)
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