[Loud Mime]

He should have paid for the lap dances, then she returns the money to him as wages earned?

Hey, it’s her profession. Lotza wimmin in similar work. /s

[NurdlyPeon]

He should have paid for the lap dances, then she returns the money to him as wages earned?

You're assuming that she would have reported his money as taxable income, and that he would also have reported her money as taxable income. They didn't, and that's the only thing that has everybody ticked off.