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Microsoft adverts with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates scrapped
The Telegraph ^ | 9/21/2008

Posted on 09/22/2008 6:38:59 PM PDT by bruinbirdman

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To: VanDeKoik

That’s true, but I must agree with the anti-MSFT idiots on this one: The commercial is terrible. I’ve seen it several times now and it still makes me go, “HUH????”

MM


21 posted on 09/22/2008 6:57:08 PM PDT by MississippiMan
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To: bruinbirdman

I was amazed these commercials ever got made in the first place.

Imagine the pitch:

Ad Agency Guy: “OK, Bill. Here’s the thing. Windows isn’t hip any more. It isn’t new, it isn’t WOW, it isn’t fresh. We need to bring the PC and Windows into the 21st century, man.”

Bill Gates: “Well, gee. OK, what do you suggest that would make us happening and stuff?”

Ad Agency Guy: “We need a hip, new spokesman. Those MAC folks got the Mr. MAC and Mr. PC... it’s hip it’s WOW, it’s now, baby.”

Bill Gates: “OK, then who would be a hip new spokesman for us?”

Ad Agency Guy: “I got just the guy. He’s way up there, ya know. All the kids love him.”

Bill Gates: “Yeah? Well, who?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Ready?”

Bill Gates: “Yeah, tell me already.”

Ad Agency Guy: “OK, picture this.... JERRY SEINFELD!”

Bill Gates: “Hey, I love that Seinfeld show of his... but didn’t that go off the air in the 90’s? How is he hip and fresh?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Did it? No, he is definitely a hip guy. Come on! Remember Kramer? Hilarious stuff.”

Bill Gates: “Um, didn’t that Kramer guy get in some scrape where he was calling Jews names?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Fageddabout Kramer. We’ve got SEINFELD!”

Bill Gates: “Well, OK. If you’re sure he’s hip?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Oh, yeah. Waaaaay hip. Count on it.”


22 posted on 09/22/2008 6:59:41 PM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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To: bruinbirdman
Microsoft adverts with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates scrapped

Why on earth did I waste time sweating through a science degree?

Even a nerd like me could see those advertizements (and I'm charitable
using that term) SUCKED!!!

Guess it's time to make a second career as "consultant" to the
poobahs of the advertizement industry!

There's a more than even chance I'd do that better than a bunch
of Ivy League "Old School Boys" did running investment banks!!!
23 posted on 09/22/2008 7:01:53 PM PDT by VOA
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To: ari-freedom
"he proves what Apple fans said all this time: that pc users are dorks"

Dork = non geek?

I use Vista because I started on Win 3.1, spent years teaching myself Win 98. Vista works pretty neat. Suits my purposes fine.

I know one Mac user. Nothing but problems and no one can help him.

yitbos

24 posted on 09/22/2008 7:03:46 PM PDT by bruinbirdman ("Those who control language control minds." - Ayn Rand)
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To: VanDeKoik

I thought it was a really funny ad campaign... referencing Gates with his home hovering over Seattle like another moon and Seinfeld owning so many cars he had his own traffic jam. My whole family giggled and gawked upon seeing them in some suburban family home raiding the fridge for grey poupon and cheese, vying with the teen over what was her room before their arrival.

Maybe they just pulled it to keep it fresh and pseudopoignant (if Seinfeld ever could be poignant!)


25 posted on 09/22/2008 7:04:13 PM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG....)
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To: bruinbirdman
Now I got to figure out what language they're speaking?
Advert?

Actually I enjoyed the advert.
It was refreshing to see Gates in a context other than the "world's richest man."
Methinks that the intended message was just waaaaay too subtle for the MAC crowd.

Not enough tats and piercings, I suppose...

26 posted on 09/22/2008 7:06:04 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Change is not a plan; Hope is not a strategy.)
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To: pabianice

“What on EARTH can either of these I’ve Got Mine weenies say to the rest of us that we’d give a crap about?”

Rosebud.


27 posted on 09/22/2008 7:06:19 PM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG....)
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To: pabianice
Seinfeld is worth $600 million. Gates is worth $80 billion. What on EARTH can either of these I’ve Got Mine weenies say to the rest of us that we’d give a crap about?

I'd be interested in learning about business and finance from one, comedy and sitcom writing from the other.

What the hell planet are you on?

28 posted on 09/22/2008 7:06:51 PM PDT by Chunga (Vote Republican)
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To: Hamilcar_Barca

You’re right, I wish you continued well paying employment and job security.

Using XP Pro right now. Should I switch to 64 bit version? I want more ram.


29 posted on 09/22/2008 7:07:45 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: shadeaud
Sienfeld’s ‘’humor’’ is as bad as Bret Farr’s playing ability tonight

Or as bad as your spelling.

Bret Farr = Brett Favre.

30 posted on 09/22/2008 7:07:49 PM PDT by SunTzuWu
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To: gop4lyf
I use Vista on both of my machines and do not want to go back to XP.

Have any software of peripherals older than two years?

31 posted on 09/22/2008 7:08:47 PM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: VanDeKoik
Really? Could you fit more BS in a post trying to come across as knowledgeable?
Microsoft is hamstrung because they're forced into keeping tons of old legacy code around. They have a good OS (singularity) that they can't roll out because its not compatible with the current stuff. A shame really.

Vista is a POS though.

32 posted on 09/22/2008 7:12:32 PM PDT by ketsu
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To: bruinbirdman

I thought the commercial was funny as Hell.


33 posted on 09/22/2008 7:15:52 PM PDT by mkjessup (Hope & Change! Hope & Change! B'rrrrrack!!!! Hope & Change! Vote for B'rrrrack!)
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To: Minn

I have several games that I have installed that are not very new. Battlefield 2 came out in 2005 and Tiger Woods golf in 2007 to name a couple. I also have a couple of programs that I use to make newsletters for my classroom that are a few years old too. I do realize that some programs are not compatible but running them in XP Compatibility Mode usually fixes the problem.


34 posted on 09/22/2008 7:20:26 PM PDT by gop4lyf (Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies. Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.)
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To: bruinbirdman

You know, Jerry has millions of dollars. He could go to Bosley Hair Restoration and they could make his hair look as full as it used to be. It would cost him hardly anything, relatively speaking.

Hell, they might do it for free if he did an ad for them.


35 posted on 09/22/2008 7:38:49 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: bruinbirdman

hey I have an idea... get rid of Vista !!


36 posted on 09/22/2008 7:40:51 PM PDT by zwerni (*** PALIN/mccain 2008 ***)
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To: SERKIT

It makes me wonder:

Is Bill Gates investing heavily in Apple and Unix? He knows these ads suck and will drive people to buy other software and PCs.


37 posted on 09/22/2008 7:40:54 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: bruinbirdman

Good! The ads were horrible! Trying to bring back the whole Seinfeld humor was just weak.


38 posted on 09/22/2008 7:42:31 PM PDT by rintense (Palin 2012 for President!)
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To: gop4lyf
I was a reluctant convert to Vista this past May, when I upgraded my company's PCs. I have been using Windows OS since 1987, and I like Vista -- a lot.

I do not understand the Gates/Seinfeld commercials, but I imagine they are part of a clever capaign, and I was interested to see what they led to.

39 posted on 09/22/2008 7:54:29 PM PDT by PackerBoy (Just my opinion ....)
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To: bruinbirdman

Those were ads?

I thought they were interrogation videos for Al Qaeda detainees.


40 posted on 09/22/2008 8:02:43 PM PDT by papasmurf (I ain't your Daddy's Conservative, OK?)
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