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Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Uncle Leo is busted for shoplifting in a book store and his defense is that he's elderly. I'm glad this bozo was caught so quickly - the surveillance video clearly identified him so it was just a matter of time. Probably an Obama supporter too.
1 posted on 09/23/2008 11:46:31 AM PDT by Menehune56
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This ought to help him out with his financial and family worries [/s]


2 posted on 09/23/2008 11:48:37 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Michelle, spare me your phony outrage, you know as well as I do that dress makes your butt look big)
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'I've got a mentally ill son

Hum, I wonder where the kid got that from?

3 posted on 09/23/2008 11:49:25 AM PDT by centurion316
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Why is this old fart not in jail!? If it was a kid, he would be in the slammer. With all of this idiot’s problems, how was keying 5 Hummers going to help? Lock up the jerk!


4 posted on 09/23/2008 11:51:02 AM PDT by noname07718 (Freedom is never more than one generation from extinction-Ronald Reagan 1993)
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He keyed them because “they have a big carbon footprint”...yep definitely an Obama man.


5 posted on 09/23/2008 11:53:47 AM PDT by renosathug
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'I've got a mentally ill son and everything went together, my wife is diabetic and having problems, the stock market, and I just looked at the truck and I gashed it. 'I don't have a twin, I'm 72 years old and I'm awfully sorry.'

What a coward/baby.

6 posted on 09/23/2008 11:55:29 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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Another envious little lib.


7 posted on 09/23/2008 11:56:59 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220 (Conceal carry - Don't leave home without it.)
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He keys Hummers because:

(1) His wife has diabetes.

(2) His son is mentally ill.

(3) Hummers have a "large carbon footprint." He himself drives a gold BMW, which is the preferred choice of aboriginal peoples who live in harmony with nature and at one with the land.

(4) He is aware of this "carbon footprint" because he belongs to two different environmental groups.

(5) Hummer drivers take up two parking spaces sometimes.

(6) He is having trouble in the stock market - no word on whether this trouble is endangering his proud membership in the local country club. Not that country clubs and gold courses have any carbon footprint at all.

10 posted on 09/23/2008 11:59:09 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who like to be called Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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If he thought he had problems before, just wait until he has to pay his lawyers. Maybe they can get him off on the insanity plea, but it’s going to be very expensive no matter what.


11 posted on 09/23/2008 12:00:37 PM PDT by xJones
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Jeppe told Fulgium that he is a member of two well-known environmental groups.

Oh. Well. At least he was just a concerned senior citizen/community activist trying to save the earth.... /s

12 posted on 09/23/2008 12:01:14 PM PDT by Kenton (All vices in moderation. I don't want to overdo any but I don't want to skip any either.)
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"worries about family and finances"

It's gratifying to know your life is dysfunctional. Thanks for sharing. Hope the fine and restitution breaks you and your family scatters.


13 posted on 09/23/2008 12:02:22 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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And he drives a BMW, just like all the other granola munching eco-fascists.
15 posted on 09/23/2008 12:04:48 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Democrats spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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The guy is some sort of hotrod in the Homeowners association where he lives and is known for making a big deal over what color stain was put on a wooden fence and having the “wrong” kind of swing set in your back yard for the kids.

Sound like a Class A - Industrial Strength Azz&ole.


17 posted on 09/23/2008 12:08:42 PM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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Ah the tolerance of the left!


19 posted on 09/23/2008 12:10:24 PM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (liberalism = serious mental deficiency)
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But police told him that the school's surveillance camera showed a man leaving the parking lot in a gold BMW, similar to the one he owned.

He drives a Bimmer???? He's more confused about his identity than Mr./Mrs. Garrison.


20 posted on 09/23/2008 12:16:48 PM PDT by Sooth2222 ("Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." M.Twain)
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The vehicles, he complained, “have a big carbon footprint and they use four times as much gas as the rest of us,” according to the affidavit.

Jeppe told Fulgium that he is a member of two well-known environmental groups.”

Forgot to point out ‘also an Obama supporter’.


22 posted on 09/23/2008 12:18:21 PM PDT by txzman (Jer 23:29)
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Today it’s scratching paint on Hummers that use 4 times as much gas. Tomorrow it’s running over fat people who eat 4 times the amount of food he does.

What a loon.


23 posted on 09/23/2008 12:19:00 PM PDT by InsensitiveConservative
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Hummers in Southlake?

That is the very definition of "Target Rich Environment".

24 posted on 09/23/2008 12:20:01 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Obviously, liberals can't handle a strong, independent woman.)
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The vehicles, he complained, "have a big carbon footprint and they use four times as much gas as the rest of us," according to the affidavit.

He's probably voted for every stinkin' Dem since Roosevelt. What an asswipe...

25 posted on 09/23/2008 12:20:54 PM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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There is something sad and pathetic about a 72 year old man with the mental and emotional capacity of a 13 year old junior high student. It also makes you wonder who else has been the victim of this childish liberal tool over the past 60 years.


27 posted on 09/23/2008 12:30:12 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
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He told police that he used his car keys to scratch the paint, which he thought “would be harder,” according to the affidavit.”

So now he thinks Hummers have got cr@ppy paint. This dude must be some kind of keyin’ expert.


28 posted on 09/23/2008 12:30:25 PM PDT by bereanway (Sarah get your gun)
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