Hey, don’t make them walk all the way to the shed. Just put a little pile of money on the front step each night when you to to bed. Also, a note to come in and help themselves to anything in the house. Leave out snacks, too.
If Winston Churchill were still alive, he’s be in jail for hate speech.
Next it will be “don’t lock your front door because...”
Allotments are rarely near the house or any house - see previous post.