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I've been Slug Slimed. What do I do?
10/27/2008
| Responsibility2nd
Posted on 10/27/2008 11:11:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: exit82; Responsibility2nd
While you’re at it, pour a saucer of beer for the slugs. They love it, and it kills them.
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:46:50 AM PDT
by
LucyJo
To: Responsibility2nd
I suspect you didn’t read the article at that link. It’s considerably more serious than SSTD.
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:47:07 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: Petronski
“What? Its all ball bearings these days.”
LMAO!!!!!!!
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:47:19 AM PDT
by
A Texan
(Oderint dum metuant)
To: Petronski
The crew of the Nostromo reported they were impossible to remove, yet later on it seemed to fall off all by itself.
Oh, and it has acid for blood.
And based on poll numbers, yes, IQ's *did* just drop sharply while I was away.
The good news is, my sentry guns are in *great* shape.
To: Responsibility2nd
Hydroflouric acid works well, esp 16 molar.
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:47:39 AM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: Responsibility2nd
To: Petronski
It’s all ball bearings these days. Heh heh
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:50:12 AM PDT
by
GOPyouth
("Bob Dole" - Bob Dole)
To: Responsibility2nd
First, drink one of these:
And then have another.
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:50:12 AM PDT
by
capydick
("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid".)
To: Malichi
Wasnt a slug. Sounds more like a leech. Well, he didn't say it looked like a congressman.
To: Ramius
Especially a big one. Blechh. The way it gooshes up between your toes... Been there, done that. Still have the nightmares.~shudder~
To: savedbygrace
OMG. You’re right.
I read this link carefully: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophallation
I’m now convinced that I have an amputated snail penis embedded in my finger.
For the Love of God! What do I do now??
(getting frantic here)
To: Responsibility2nd
wait wait I got it...
If you can find another “slug” like the one that abused you yesterday...bring it into your work location, invite some coworkers over to your desk, ..then hit it with a hammer, and when they start to itch and swell up....watch what they do
Ta Dah!!
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:51:57 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Responsibility2nd
No hydrocortisone.
Do this:
Run hot tap water. As hot as you can tolerate, but not enough to scald of course. Keep your finger under it for several minutes. Hot. If you need to occasionally pull it out, okay, just jam it back in after you’ve caught your breath. The important thing is to get the red area hot deep inside. You are killing germs inside; fungus too if that’s part of the problem. This is to save the nail and knock out any infection.
Then: dry it well. Put a thin layer of Neosporin (or generic “triple antibiotic”) ointment on it. Put a band-aid on it. Keep dry.
Should seem significantly better in six hours. If not, see a doc.
You may have some blistering in a few days. Keep it dry and Neosporin’d. Repeating the hot-water treatment is not a bad idea.
Alternative: hot hot hot soak with Epsom Salts. Amazing stuff, sucks the ow right out. Gotta be hot, though. But again, careful of scalding.
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:52:32 AM PDT
by
RightOnTheLeftCoast
([In the primaries, vote "FOR". In the general, vote "AGAINST". ...See? Easy.])
To: kalee
To: Responsibility2nd
"Slug slime on your finger? Safest way to biopsy will be through the rectum..."
135
posted on
10/27/2008 11:52:40 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Responsibility2nd
136
posted on
10/27/2008 11:53:08 AM PDT
by
gilor
(Pull the wool over your own eyes!)
To: Responsibility2nd
137
posted on
10/27/2008 11:53:30 AM PDT
by
BufordP
(Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
To: Petronski
no, there’s only one of those but you have to count to three, three is the number, nay not two, nor is four, but three shall be the number..
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:55:10 AM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider. www.patriotguard.org for info. MAVERICK/BARRACUDA '08)
To: Responsibility2nd
He attached himself to my middle finger on my left hand. Walk around with the affected finger upraised, apart from the others.
that way, it gets more air.
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:55:19 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Im now convinced that I have an amputated snail penis embedded in my finger. For the Love of God! What do I do now?? Make sure the children are raised in the Church.
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posted on
10/27/2008 11:55:29 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("McCain has Joe the Plumber, Obama has Bill the Terrorist."--purplelobster)
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