Henny Youngman the King of the one liners passed on today. If he’d been asked, “Do you consider Obama to be “Your President”?, I expect he might say something like. Sure he is, but not for long.
RIP Henny.
My wife was driving the wrong way down a one way street. A cop pulled her over.
He said, didn’t you see the arrow?
No she said, I didn’t even see the indian!