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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Ananova ^ | December 2, 2008

Posted on 12/2/2008, 6:12:56 PM by EveningStar

An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: bedroompolice; donutwatch; italy; viagra
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1 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:12:57 PM by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

4 hours later?............


2 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:14:01 PM by Red Badger (Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
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To: EveningStar

> An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Q: “You want your husband arrested? On what charge?”

A: “A gross violation of the Penal Code!”


3 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:14:33 PM by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: EveningStar

Granny abuse is a run-away epidemic!!


4 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:14:36 PM by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: DieHard the Hunter

roflmao.


5 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:15:33 PM by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: EveningStar

“Mama mia! Atsa spicy meatball!”


6 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:15:43 PM by RexBeach ("There is no such thing as a good tax." Winston Churchill)
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To: EveningStar

Without the pill, his lawyer said it won’t stand up in court.


7 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:16:22 PM by weegee (Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
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To: Red Badger

This thread will self destruct in less than 4 hours.


8 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:17:02 PM by weegee (Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
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To: EveningStar

Assault with a friendly weapon?


9 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:17:29 PM by RichInOC (Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; Rightly Biased; ...

ROTFL....PING!!


10 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:18:28 PM by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: EveningStar
An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife

LOL.

(None of my other possible replies were postable.)

11 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:18:30 PM by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: EveningStar

He could get a stiff sentence but the evidence probably won’t stand up in court...


12 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:19:01 PM by Wil H (No Accomplishments, No Experience, No Resume No Records, No References, Nobama..)
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To: EveningStar

‘An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.’

Or the other headline:

“Wife is so unappealing 82 year old Italian man is reduced to taking Viagra....”

Half empty, or half full...you make the call.


13 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:19:58 PM by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: EveningStar

It might have been the first time this poor guy had gotten it up in years. She should have been arrested for spousal abuse.


14 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:20:23 PM by LiberConservative (Typical white guy)
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To: EveningStar

Perhaps she thought rigor mortis had set in?


15 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:20:46 PM by mikrofon (Now will he get off in family court?)
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To: Lazamataz; DainBramage; pissant

Over here.......


16 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:20:53 PM by TexasNative2000
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To: EveningStar

Older men take Viagra primarily to prevent themselves from rolling out of bed while they sleep.


17 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:21:01 PM by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: weegee

I bet this thread will be pulled................5....4....3.....2....


18 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:21:08 PM by Red Badger (Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
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To: Badeye

I am going to have to show my hubby this thread.


19 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:21:15 PM by proud2beconservativeinNJ ("In God We Trust")
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To: EveningStar

another future ‘Ripley’s Believe It or Not’ segment script?


20 posted on 12/2/2008, 6:21:54 PM by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed)
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