Times are a bit tougher than that, sweety. Grab the crossbow...
My gun can be green friendly as it will lower the carbon footprint of any person who breaks into my house.
*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a ‘ Holiday ‘.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe’s the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny’s and Sears*
*You won’t hear the word Christmas; it won’t touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate ‘Winter Break’ under your ‘Dream Tree’*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
not Happy Holiday !*
How about some road Kill? That is pretty green, and ya just chew around the tire marks.
Well, I do have some moose steak and moose mincemeat in my freezer. Maybe I’ll leave ‘em under the tree for Santa
She calls it "Christmas" when she is trashing it as a season of waste. Then, changes to "Holiday Season" when it is represented as an adoringly green holiday!
What she is really saying: here is another opportunity to show how adorable I am. I care! It's all about me!
How is this "green"? They had to drive somewhere to shop for the clothes (or order them online, generating exhaust from a delivery vehicle), drive to the museum, drive home, chemicals used in the photo development, drive to the framer at least twice, etc., etc.
It's a sweet idea, though.
Intend to have an armed nature walk this afternoon in hopes of obtaining a wild oinker to manipulate into pan sausage. Could not be any greener than that.