Posted on 12/11/2008 3:55:59 PM PST by Ptarmigan
A Kansas-based church that has blamed deaths in Iraq on U.S. tolerance of homosexuality has asked Gov. Christine Gregoire's office to approve a "Santa Claus will take you to hell" message to display among other religious statements in the Capitol's third-floor hallway.
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Santa Clause Is Coming to Hell!
Sounds like a bad Christmas time horror movie.
It’s about as funny as that Festivus sign which was a Seinfeld fake holiday ....
From the song:
“So get this fact straight: you’re feeling God’s hate, Santa’s to blame for the economy’s fate...”
Santa is to blame for the economy now?
Alas for Fred, Santa will not linger there ~ he'll be right back.
Almost forgot, Santa will be dispatching Christine Gregoire to Hell as well. She was a bad girl this year ~ a very bad girl.
You can find more information on the man who became Santa Claus here http://www.stnicholassociety.com/Office/
Funny thing is there is no reference to gays, the people he despises. I have noticed that Phelps seems to somewhat tone down his anti-gay rhetoric and focus more on soldiers and Catholic priests.
Fred knows deep down that he is going to Hell, along with his wacked out toadies. He just needs to come out of the closet.
I love it!
Fill up the capital building with this stuff ... can’t have enough. Let every ‘group’ have its say until the Capitol Building is so stuffed they can’t move in an out of there.
Bring it on!
Early Santa like figures made by Sumerians:
Notice the BLUE EYES on this Sumerian Santa figure:
Definitely a Sumerian Santa figure ~ with his hat off:
A jolly old (REALLY OLD) Elf:
[with apologies to Dr. Seuss, though I think he’d appreciate the update...cue Thurl Ravenscroft:]
You’re a mean one, Mr. Phelps,
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel,
Mr. Phelps...
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Mr. Phelps,
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Phelps...
I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You’re a vile one, Mr. Phelps,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Phelps...
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile.
You’re a foul one, Mr. Phelps,
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Phelps...
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”
You’re a rotter, Mr. Phelps,
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Phelps...
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Phelps.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Phelps...
You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
There’s a far more ancient figure presently used to represent Santa Claus. Not to detract from St. Nicholas, but the patron saint of the original Cargo Cult has been around since the Ice Age at least, and maybe longer.
What was it we learned from “The Incredibles?” ‘When everyone is special. . . no one is.’
I’m petitioning to put up a “Fred Phelps will take you to hell” display.
The Pravda Media is telling untruths again. Why play up the homosexuality issue when the Phelps family cult has also been good vocal Democrats against the war in Iraq?
Fred Phelps has run for office as a Democrat several times and was formerly officially recognized as a friend of Al Gore.
This phony Christian sect has been used to slur the Christian conservative stance against the homosexual agenda long enough. I’m calling Bullstalin on this Democrat fool.
I read that they even opened their compound up to Al Gore. They later turned on him. They were even invited to attend Clinton’s inauguration ball in 1993. WBC is a not Christian but refer to themselves as Tachmonites.
Mr. Phelps isn’t in charge of deciding who goes to heaven OR hell. Thankfully.
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