[I see my hands]

I'm kept sheltered, for my own good they tell me, so that must be why I was unaware of the world of luxury personal submarine ownership until about a year ago. I had no idea.

I read somewhere, but forget the stats, that they have some insane perfect safety record.

Check out this site.

[Swordmaker]

. . . world of luxury personal submarine ownership . . .

At $78 Million, I'll take half a dozen... they'll make good stocking stuffers.