Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection

ShortNews - Scottland ^ | Dec 2008 | staff

[Wyatt's Torch]

This is one erection certain to last longer than four hours...

[Billthedrill]

Nope, not me. Too easy.

[gimme1ibertee]

Ahhh....
nothing like a good cigar and a stiff one to end the day.

[Centurion2000]

So the smokers are being prematurely ejected from the building?

[Borges]

Reporters don’t write headlines. They’re generally written by copy editors.

[vietvet67]

[ErnBatavia]

I was strolling around Sydney, Australia one morning, and came across two scaffolding guys wearing their company t-shirts....which offered "erections". It's a brit kinda term.

(They wouldn't sell me a shirt....; I tried)

[gimme1ibertee]

The SHORT News! Ya cain’t make this schmidt up!

The "shrinkage factor" must have been involved.

[Paladin2]

Erection or election?

[weegee]

In before the Clinton photos.

[rwfromkansas]

Probably a copy editor trying to be funny; reporters don’t write the headlines.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Notice it’s from Scotland. From personal experience, kilts get pretty chilly out on the moors and fens.

[LucyJo]

Reporters don’t always write their own headlines.

[gimme1ibertee]

Well....there ya go! :)

[library user]

I thought it read “ELECTION” at first too, but it’s actually “ERECTION.”

[lormand]

"What's all this fuss about smoke rooms and erections?"

[dfwgator]

I thought it read “ELECTION” at first too, but it’s actually “ERECTION.

Maybe this story came from a Tokyo newspaper.

[abb]

[McGruff]

As John McCain has said "Erections have consequences".

[loungitude]

Another boner from the planning people.