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Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection
ShortNews - Scottland ^ | Dec 2008 | staff

Posted on 01/05/2009 11:57:09 AM PST by rface

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To: rface

Is this why we have gone to the primary system, to eliminate this problem from the old smoke filled rooms of party systems?


41 posted on 01/05/2009 12:22:42 PM PST by PompeiusMagnus
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To: rface
Perhaps they should concider a re-erection

That's not always, um, so possible. Consider that this is being reported by ShortNews. Just sayin'.

42 posted on 01/05/2009 12:25:43 PM PST by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: JamesP81
Do these reporters actually read the headlines they write?

Probably not. I think the reporter really blew it.

43 posted on 01/05/2009 12:29:14 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: EnigmaticAnomaly
As Confucius say,

“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!”

CA....

44 posted on 01/05/2009 12:29:38 PM PST by Chances Are (Whew! It seems I've at last found that silly grin!)
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To: rface

Wow! This thread is giving me a thrill up my leg!


45 posted on 01/05/2009 12:33:18 PM PST by badgerlandjim (Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
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To: JamesP81
Do these reporters actually read the headlines they write?

FYI for y'all: the "reporters" write the story - the EDITORS write the headline...

46 posted on 01/05/2009 12:39:56 PM PST by maine-iac7 ("He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help" Lincoln)
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To: rface
One wonders if Leon Panetta will enforce his anti-smoking agenda on Mr. Obama! I doubt it!
47 posted on 01/05/2009 12:41:36 PM PST by katiekins1
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To: rface

What bone-headed peckerwood thought up this article title?


48 posted on 01/05/2009 12:43:40 PM PST by OB1kNOb (I've discovered the secret to making a small fortune in today's market....start with a large fortune)
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To: rface
Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection

That's just wrong!

49 posted on 01/05/2009 1:27:33 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: rface

Uh, what if the erection lasts more than four hours?


50 posted on 01/05/2009 1:31:20 PM PST by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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To: rface

Thank you for posting this and providing me with a good chuckle.


51 posted on 01/05/2009 1:33:14 PM PST by Scotswife (GO ISRAEL!!!)
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To: rface

Smokers get stiffed again.


52 posted on 01/05/2009 1:33:52 PM PST by popdonnelly (Don't lose sight of your conservative principles.)
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To: popdonnelly

And shafted.


53 posted on 01/05/2009 1:34:59 PM PST by popdonnelly (Don't lose sight of your conservative principles.)
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To: JennysCool

if you’re smoking then you must be doing it wrong.


54 posted on 01/05/2009 1:35:10 PM PST by Scotswife (GO ISRAEL!!!)
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To: rface

I’m too late. Saw this headline and knew I just had to post something cute but it’s all been said before I joined the party.


55 posted on 01/05/2009 1:36:35 PM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: TruthWillWin
I’m too late. Saw this headline and knew I just had to post something cute but it’s all been said before I joined the party.

Oh, quit being so hard on yourself.

56 posted on 01/05/2009 1:37:38 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob (They're illegal aliens, not immigrants - there is a difference!)
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To: EnigmaticAnomaly

My college had a bell tower which got torn down a few years ago. When it existed, the nickname for it was “(College)
President Meier’s Last Erection”...


57 posted on 01/05/2009 1:43:39 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: McGruff
As John McCain has said "Erections have consequences".

Post of the day....LOLOL!

58 posted on 01/05/2009 1:53:50 PM PST by fanfan (Update on Constitutional Crisis in Canada.....Click user name)
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To: rface

“You had me at Erection!”


59 posted on 01/05/2009 2:30:07 PM PST by Doc Savage ("Are you saying Jesus can't hit a curve ball? - Harris to Cerrano - Major League)
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To: rface
"...encourage people to seek help to give up smoking from one of our dedicated smoking cessation nurses."



Looks like I picked the right day to give up smoking ;o)
60 posted on 01/05/2009 2:37:14 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
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