Bats are cool. No maggots, please!
Okay, do the bats eat insects? Then sic ‘em on the maggots. Problem solved.
“The family said the complaint was not about money.”
Then take the bottle of champagne and the $1850.00 credit they offered you and STFU.
I really, really hate a ‘Bride For A Day’ princess mentality. Stuff happens. You live in the wilds of Australia fer Pete’s Sake. It was a dead bat! What are you going to do when your future kid needs emergency surgery in the middle of the night? Call for your Daddy to sue someone?
Grow up, Princess. And trust me...in a long-term marriage, comparatively, your Wedding Day will NEVER be ‘The Worst Day Of Your Life,’ LOL! If you play your cards right, you’ll laugh about it in the future and count your Blessings when times REALLY get tough!
Ya just can’t please everyone!
Maggots in our wedding bed. Is that some kind of Aussie country and western song?
They should have been so lucky, many couples don’t find out til later...
In many countries, maggots are considered a delicacy. I can only assume a bat just adds to the ambiance.
I remember one poor couple that decided to go camping for their honeymoon, then pitched their tent over an anthill.
The funny part happened when the bride called her mother to tell her about the honeymoon, and before she could mention the ants, or that both of them were covered with ant bites, her mother assured her that “Don’t worry, honey, thing like that always happen to a bride on her honeymoon.”
“Uh, mom. I don’t think so.”
Ping.
No reason...