[Mr. Know It All]

Then when people ask me what I thought of Obozo's inauguration, I can say I was having dinner then.

What do you think?

I'll think you must live in Europe, because the swearing in is at 11:30 am Eastern time.

[do the dhue]

RATS! OK, Lunch. I will be having lunch then.

I heard that Obama wanted to go to dinner so he could say that he did not hear Bush's speech because he was having dinner then. I don't know if that is true. I only heard that. If it is, then I wanted to say the same thing. I guess it will be brunch for me and not lunch, because I am on CST.

Hey, you're a smart fellow. Better to be a smart feller then a fart smeller.