Not A Parody: Op-Ed Suggests Making NYT An Endowed Non-Profit–For Only $5 Billion!

FinkelBlog ^ | Mark Finkelstein

[governsleastgovernsbest]

An op-ed in the New York Times suggests turning the paper into a non-profit. Hey, the gurus of the Gray Lady have already accomplished that, thank you very much!

But seriously–at least I think they were being serious–the authors, two Yale investment officials, propose transforming the Times and other struggling newspapers into “nonprofit, endowed institutions — like colleges and universities.”

Great idea. Just like the rich sons of Eli turn up to root the football team to victory against Harvard–dropping the odd million into Yale’s endowment while they’re at it–so too will the Times’ benefactors head out to Central Park to watch the paper’s softball team take on the NY Post.

There’s just one nagging little detail in the authors’ otherwise brilliant plan that could present something of an obstacle. According to their calculation, in order to throw off the $200 million in annual income required to operate the paper, the endowment required would be . . . $5 billion.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“we would still be stuck driving horse-and-carriages. “

But they would now be environmentally friendly carriages and be built by a diverse workforce.

[capt. norm]

So then they would be fair and balanced like NPR. /s

[RayChuang88]

Question: who's going to give the New York Times that US$5 billion endowment? Even Lefty financiers like Warren Buffett and George Soros aren't going to put that much money into what amounts to a giveaway just to support this paper.

[Ditter]

I hope the NYT goes broke. I have done my small part. I returned their request for a subscription to them with a REMOVE THIS NAME FROM YOUR MAILING LIST note and I used their own pre paid envelope. I guess I could have returned a few envelopes empty before stopping them but that seemed excessive.

[Grampa Dave]

An op-ed in the New York Times suggests turning the paper into a non-profit!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

LOL: nicely done!

[billhilly]

“so, it would be a lot like Pravda under USSR?”

It has already accomplished that distinction on its way to bankruptcy.

[GOPJ]

Let's "save" the company that made the Yugo

- poor car company couldn't make it because they put out crappy cars.

With enough taxpayer dollars they could put out cars NO ONE WANTS forever. This is the same.

[Nathan Zachary]

"As long as it’s not my tax money. Let the Libs put up their own...."

I hear "bailout" sounds coming from the rats by the weekend. Along with that word, and 10 billion, they'll use words like 'historical', 'vital', 'heart and soul', and 'national treasure' to soften up the hearts of patriots to convince them to agree to bailing out the NYT with taxpayers money which will never be paid back because of the other word "forgivable" slipped into the bill but not mentioned to the public.

What's another 5 billion. We'll just defer it until our great grandchildren are entering the slave... er job markets.

[Miss Marple]

I was at the grocery Monday here in central Indiana and there was a brand-new, fancy cardboard display with "official New York Times Obama commemorative Inaugual edition" papers on sale in plastic sleeves.

I am please to say that it looked like not one had been purchased.

[MovementConservative]

I hear there's a guy, can't recall his name exactly, Markoff or Madouf or something like that, cranks out 12% a year.

Meh, Slim is getting an 11-13% dividend return from the NYT for his 250 mil.

[Grampa Dave]

Somehow my pings fell out during the posting on this reply.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2173322/posts?page=25#25

[Grampa Dave]

“I was at the grocery Monday here in central Indiana and there was a brand-new, fancy cardboard display with “official New York Times Obama commemorative Inaugual edition” papers on sale in plastic sleeves.”

“I am please to say that it looked like not one had been purchased.”

Double good news:

#1. Even the liberals didn’t want to buy it.

#2. That had to cost the Ny Slimes a lot of money, which they don’t have a lot of.

[SierraWasp]

Here's some even better material for possible posting!!! You decide!!!
I gotta run for awhile...

[Liz]

I still say the beginning of the end came when Punch’s assinine judgement became apparent when he advanced Jayson Blair to a top spot at the NYT.

Blair proceeded to fake stories-—writing about events from a coffee shop, as if he was there.

Punch’s “tolerance and compassion” turned the NYT into a business flop.

[BOBTHENAILER]

I'll give you a boost:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

THE SINKING OF THE USSR NEW YORK TIMES

[budwiesest]

they won't need a government program, they'll need a “going out of business” sale.

What is it with liberals and bankruptcy? Air America in the toilet, now newspapers- most of which are pure liberal rags sinking fast. Isn't the Free Market blind to ideology? Is success that unattainable by liberals in all things? This doesn't sound like the Midas touch.

Consequently, given Obysmal's election to president, I'd say we are in serious jeapordy of becoming a nation gone bankrupt.

Without a subsidy, America can't exist- no different than NPR and other subsidized businesses.

[tubebender]

I have a mental image of that sucker circling the toilet bowl for awhile before it goes down the drain broadside. I think I saw Maureen Dowd leading the band on deck...

[SierraWasp]

Hey! That prick and his crowd won’t be happy till American is just another run-of-the-mill country!!!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Wouldn’t that be grand, Maureen down fist, followed by the putrid scraps of paper left over.