You mean like this?...
Text of H.R. 645: National Emergency Centers Establishment Act
I believe it was was Colonel Andy Tanner who said, “...The Russians need to take us in one piece, and that’s why they’re here. That’s why they won’t use nukes anymore; and we won’t either, not on our own soil. The whole damn thing’s pretty conventional now. Who knows? Maybe next week will be swords.”
“Wolve-reeking-ines!”