Girl did this to me on one-night stand

The Sun UK ^ | February 5, 2009 | Guy Patrick

[ConservativeStatement]

HORRIFIED Wayne Robinson yesterday showed for the first time the tattoos a girl carved on him as he slept after a night of lust.

The Sun told last week how pretty Dominique Fisher was convicted of wounding for slashing her name on Wayne, 24, with a Stanley knife as he lay in a drunken sleep.

[ConservativeStatement]

I bet he wishes her name was Jo.

[valkyry1]

No such thing as ‘safe sex’ in this incident

[Jaxter]

[Billthedrill]

Can’t hotlink the picture, but Not Guilty.

[CindyDawg]

Well...what she did was wrong but if he avoided one night stands and passing out we wouldn’t be reading about this.

[Nervous Tick]

She sure did HER part towards ensuring it was a one night stand!

[the long march]

Perhaps a little less alcohol and less promiscuous sex would lead to a different result.

[arthurus]

Do I feel sorry for this gentleman? Well, you get what you pay for but sometimes you don’t know what you are buying.

[NinoFan]

What a sick woman to do that to someone without his consent

[fso301]

Oh well, she could have bobbited him

[Califreak]

[digger48]

Note to self....pick girlfriends with short names.

[Responsibility2nd]

Laz!

One of your ex girlfriends is up to no good again!

[doorgunner69]

Man, I don't think I have ever been drunk enough to sleep through that!

[bgill]

She looked really good in the club

Idiot.

[sunmars]

What kind of psycho does this, she not only carved her name, she carved a star into his back and drew other designs, the guy could have got tetanus, blood poisoning or anything if the knife was rusty.

Crazy bitch.

[stentorian conservative]

He must have been incredibly drunk to have no felt that. And I don't imagine she did it quickly.

Just ouch!

[fish hawk]

Both of these idiots are big time losers and both deserve what they get (got).

[worst-case scenario]

“During her two-day trial at Preston Crown Court, Dominique, who has eight tattoos herself, claimed Wayne asked her to cut the marks into him.”

He was so drunk that he didn’t even feel anything, and didn’t realize until the next morning. (I guess that is why the Royal Navy gave their sailors run to drink before the amputations.) So how can he remember what he did and didn’t agree to?

I guess he’ll get to know his partners a bit better from now on - like , maybe, a full day or two?

Whinging sod.

[albie]

He must’ve been wicked drunk not to feel that! Just 1 less beer maybe.

[webschooner]

those wacky Brit birds get a bit too far off the edge sometimes ...

[Panzerlied]

Still, it beats coyote ugly.

[I see my hands]

Thank you for pointing out his lack of character.

[exist]

Uh if she looked like that chick pictured in the article— well worth it.

[originalbuckeye]

I don’t think it was run. I think it was grog. ;.)

[BibChr]

Two immoral idiots with implements for penetration.

[editor-surveyor]

No sympathy for anyone so hard-up for sex that they get it at the Mama King, or the B!tch in the Box.

[Nervous Tick]

Can’t hotlink the picture, but Not Guilty.

Allow me to help enter it into evidence, Your Honor. I concur in the verdict.

[Perdogg]

[Bon mots]

Crazy shrew!

She doesn't look too bad though... guess he thought it was his lucky night.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Here ya' go...the wonderful couple

[library user]

She looks kinda psycho to me.

[mamelukesabre]

Looks like he got “bagged and tagged”!

They say psycho chicks are better in the sack. And this one is beyond psycho.

[gate2wire]

She’s cute. Told him they did it in several positions. Poor b@stard doesn’t even remember having sex with the girl. Hahahaha...

[InsensitiveConservative]

He’s lucky her name wasn’t antidisestablishmaterialsism.

[editor-surveyor]

"Perhaps a little less alcohol and less promiscuous sex would lead to a different result."

You're sooo judgemental! :o)

[null and void]

Good thing she wasn’t into collecting souvenirs...

[perfect_rovian_storm]

No right click scripts are hopelessly lame.

All your bandwidth are belong to us, Sun.

I don't think she's anywhere near hot enough to lose blood over....that's must me though.

[mowowie]

I betcha she was great in the sack though.....

[library user]

They say psycho chicks are better in the sack

Speaking of sac's, he's lucky he still has has intact.

[mamelukesabre]

THe dude’s got one obama ear, and one regular ear.

Know what else???

The obama ear is on HIS LEFT SIDE!!

BWAHAHAHA!

[garyhope]

Just exactly how drunk do you have to be to be to be carved up with a box cutter and not wake up?

I mean I’ve been drunk before,.......(I remember that time in Boston with The Allman Brothers and the tequila and Jack Daniels and crawling around my hotel room the next day, lying on the bathroom floor with my head hanging in the toilet, etc......) but never so drunk as to not being able to feel the hot cold steel of a razor sharp knife in the hands of a hot sexy babe cutting me to ribbons.

[AntiKev]

Heh my sentiments exactly...this song is NSFW, you've been warned.

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

[gate2wire]

Problem is, he doesn’t remember that part either.

[CindyDawg]

His character might be just fine now. People make mistakes.

[editor-surveyor]

Rusty??????

Have you ever heard of bacteria?

[Doomonyou]

She could have just left a business card.

[abb]

Dominique

[Nervous Tick]

Well, I know what WE were up to while everyone else was posting to the thread.

Of course, since I’m NOT “bi”, I took a little extra time and cut the dude’s face out... and I STILL beat y’all...

:-)

[FreePaul]

If the guy was that out of it I can’t imagine that he even knew what went on before, much less enjoying it.