Posted on 02/09/2009 8:34:38 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I filed a complaint with the better business bureau and I’m sure to tell anyone with animals I know to not trust them. I have heard several people with same experience.
I needed a shot gun; my aim sucks. *L*
It’s sad how depraved some people are. Since then we’ve moved our Boxer to the front yard and he looks scary. Poor fella wouldn’t bite a flea, but he seems to do the trick at keeping people away. :)
“My daughter lost her white lab that went through college with her last month.It was as bad as losing a child,really sad.”
I understand.
I had another black cat named Rabinegra who went through college with me.
We flew back home together to Panama. It was devastating when I lost her to cancer several years later. She was my companion in college.
This rationed health care has the added benefit of saving social security!!
LOL!!!
Thanks to Suzy, Buddy, and Meow.
I can understand,its months later now and I still don’t dare bring it up.I should get her Mark’s book.
Great stuff wish I had the time.
The only truly cost-effective health care is first aid.
She says she is not a dem anymore....for awhile now...she is more conservative than i am!! LOL. She’s very funny.
Good....
I'll bet that they are shaking in their shoes. ((They could care less what he says. Now they might care what he does if he united all FReepers & we started a riot if passed but not us upstanding idiots who yap for a while then go back in the trenches & suck up the garbage created))
I understand.
Every time the subject would surface I would start to cry again. My crying lasted off and on for at least two weeks.
Is Ted Kennedy and Ruth Buzzy Gingsburgh going to take his advise?
Some people are more necessary than others. The elite get all the care they need, the little people die.
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