[Slings and Arrows]

Almost as bad as my personal fav:

After Fatal Beating, Suspect Commits Suicide

[snarks_when_bored]

Good one.

Speaking of amusing headlines, how about this one from the era of Bill Clinton's presidency?

Clinton Struggles to Pass Something

That's the actual headline from a story in my local newspaper, the clipping of which lies somewhere within the debris field which is my workroom.