I know it shouldn't be funny, but haven't laughed this hard through an article in quite a while.
Her friends were leery of her interspecies love! Gee, you think?
Posted on 02/19/2009 11:27:27 AM PST by dead
She fed him filet mignon and lobster tails. They shared cozy glasses of wine. They bathed and slept together. He tenderly brushed her hair. She gave him gifts and sweet kisses. He drew her pictures.
But this was no ordinary affair of the heart. Sandra Herold was engaging in these loving acts with a 200-pound pet ape.
Herold's human friends said they were always leery of the interspecies intimacy.
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"Until you've . . . eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp," she said.
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I know it shouldn't be funny, but haven't laughed this hard through an article in quite a while.
Her friends were leery of her interspecies love! Gee, you think?
interspecies love — the love that dare not bark it’s name.
Frighteningly sick. What has happened to people??
(heh)
LOLOL!!!
note that the chimp is dominate in that picture
and yes, i would bet big $$$ she is a registered dem and a hard leftie.
Jungle Love..it’s drivin’ me mad...it’s drivin’ me craaaayyyyyzzzzaaayyyy....
Own a chimp, go to jail.
I'll take her word for it. Of course, I have no desire to "know a chimp".
Wonder what their offspring would look like???
(waiting for pics....) :)
Yuck!
You know we’re going to get Rosie O’Donnell pics now... I’ll have to leave the thread ASAP...
LOL
I don’t know... I’ve bathed cats and dogs and had both sleep in the bed - although the dog refused to sleep on the same side as the cat. And fed them treats ... by itself that isn’t weird for a pet owner.
They bathed and slept together
I take it here no one has seen a donkey show?
Name escapes me but one of the big name ethics names thinks inter species sex is normal.
Yeah, I think I’ll pass on that too.
Oh c’mon, they were just monkeying around.
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