Boy Killed By Anal-penetrating Chair [Made in China]

Anorak UK ^ | 20th Feb., 2009 | Anorak UK

[MyTwoCopperCoins]

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

Source

[MyTwoCopperCoins]

LOL, double-dosed cylinder!

[Trailerpark Badass]

I am going to open a web company specializing in body armor for your butt!

A new use for ballistic panels?

[JenB987]

I’m standing up for the rest of the day.

[Niuhuru]

What company makes that? Do tell!

[papasmurf]

How odd. We have one that went “pop!” one night, and the bottom was blown out. Still have it, although it’s a “low rider” now.

Bought it at Staples, BTW.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Wrecked ‘em? Yeah, and killed ‘em too!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Now that’s funny right there.

[Centurion2000]

Talk about clenching up while reading a story....

I’m checking my chair right now!

Glad mine are American made.

[Red Badger]

The chair I’m sitting in has one of these........but it’s from Canada..........

[RichInOC]

Note to self: Don’t fall down on your office chair...in the shower or elsewhere.

[JenB987]

I’m standing up for the rest of the day.

[Red Badger]

We obviously need a three day waiting period for buying chairs..........

[Allegra]

We have chairs in our office that look a lot like that...

[dis.kevin]

I’m sitting in the exact same chair right now!!!!

[Doomonyou]

Dayum! I had to look, my chair was made in the good ol’ US of A. Back to work, sort of.

[cynwoody]

Google translation of source page.

[Zathras]

That kind of pegged my “Ewww factor”

[beaversmom]

I’m guessing your classmate lived?

My older brother was doing something in his home where he was using scissors on the couch. Somehow they got down into a groove and he forgot the scissors were there. Well he sat on them and the scissors went deep into a cheek. He bled a lot. I don’t know if he was close to death, but he had to call an ambulance. Makes me more careful now about using scissors on a couch.

[Skid Marx]

[Petronski]

It was a million-to-one shot, doc. A million-to one!