Posted on 02/20/2009 6:00:04 PM PST by llevrok
MONROE — A convicted murderer at the Washington state prison complex in Monroe was hospitalized after his second attempt to cut off his penis.
A spokeswoman for the Monroe Correctional Complex, says the 49-year-old inmate has a history of mental illness and already had amputated much of his genitalia several years ago.
Corrections Department spokesman Chad Lewis identified the inmate as John Forrester.
Forrester apparently used a razor blade to cut off what remained on Thursday. Kopoian tells The Herald in Everett that he was taken to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with serious cuts to the groin. His condition was not immediately available Thursday night.
Kopoian says prisoners are permitted basic necessities — including razors — under state law.
Kopoian says Forrester was convicted on July 1, 1977, for aggravated first-degree murder and was sentenced to life without parole.
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King Missile - Detachable Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can’t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn’t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
‘cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don’t know.
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
If people keep this up their gonna get “creamed” by the mods.
Definitely not a good time to lose one’s head......
There are consequences to going off half cocked, and spouting off.
I just pinged you a couple minutes ago. Surprised you came so quickly. : )
What an unfortunate allergy.
Beware those who are foaming at the mouth.
It will be re-attached at taxpayer exoense.
Um, what would the rating of this movie be?
Um, how would I know? I just picked a random photo off the Internets, because it happened to contain the word “rabid.” You believe me, don’t you?
Friday night. Free Republic. Nobody has a date.
First he use a blue pill and was trying to add to the stimulus package but it last more then four hours. Joe Bindin now thinks he is a patriot.
Throw some salt on it and move on.
To show solidarity with John Forrester.
Who's Dick Hertz?
John Forrester's. HA HA HA HA.
There once was a girl named Lorena
Whose husband could not have been meaner
He’d not let her come,
She said, “this is dumb”
And cut off the offending weiner.
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