Posted on 02/24/2009 11:55:08 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
Here are our top 36 favourite oxymorons oxymorons in a loose sense of the word:
open secret | larger half | clearly confused | |
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act naturally | alone together | Hell's Angels |
found missing | liquid gas | civil engineer | |
deafening silence | seriously funny |
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living dead |
Microsoft Works | military intelligence | jumbo shrimp | |
Advanced BASIC | tragic comedy | unbiased opinion | |
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virtual reality | definite maybe | original copies |
pretty ugly | same difference | plastic glasses | |
almost exactly | constant variable |
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even odds |
minor crisis | extinct life | genuine imitation | |
exact estimate | only choice | freezer burn | |
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free love | working holiday | rolling stop |
Tax cuts
Bipartisan support
Honest senators
Fairness doctrine
a Churchillian speech by Neville Chamberlain
Mr. Gibbs, I knew Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan was a President of mine, Barrak Huessain Obama is NO Ronald Reagan.
Tet68.
So, Obama must be a Republican, first Lincoln, now Reagan.
Bob Parks gave a speech about Dems trying to steal our history. I think it’s on his web-site at Black and Right.
Rush was really ticked today by the Obamamedia’s attempts to link Obama’s vision and Reagan’s vision.
More like Jimmy Carter!
Pray for America
A DemocraticUnderground Freeper
Sorta like Robert Mugabe’s Jesus-like Hitler moustache.
This is what happens when you outlaw dueling.
Nearly all the "oxymorons" listed aren't really oxymorons at all. The word literally means "pointed dullness" or "sharp stupidity." When done right, it has a poetic or paradoxical quality about it, as in Sappho's "bittersweet."
Most of these constructions don't make the cut; they're simply two superficially contradictory words paired with each other.
I do like "genuine imitation" though. Funny stuff.
I wasn't sure, but I thought it was funny.
“President Obama”.
No, because it's not a phrase of "pointed stupidity" that serves a poetic thought.
It's just straightforward stupidity -- brazen and ridiculous, that only serves the Marxist's inflated ego.
Surprised they haven't dropped "Lincolnesque Obama" yet...
Oh, wait. that's coming...
HI!..BIL-LY MAYS, THE
"OXY-MORON", HERE!!!
Even better.
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