Could Obama Be Just Too Awsome?

Pajamas Media ^ | 3/13/09 | Frank J. Fleming

[gridlock]

It’s unfashionable right now to worry about things. The dark ages of being ruled by a thuggish tyrant are now behind America. By electing Barack Obama (the pinnacle of perfect manhood) our leader, we have entered a new era of enlightenment and declared to the universe that we are no longer feuding beasts. Soon Obama’s extremely targeted and precise stimulus plan will have us overflowing with riches, and his wisdom in all things will bring peace to this world. Then all the troubles we now have will be but fables to scare children with.

Despite all this, though, I still worry. Could Obama have a flaw? Could he be, in fact, too awesome?

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...To them, meeting Obama must be like encountering Jesus riding a dinosaur — both reassuring and intimidating at the same time. It’s natural they’ll be confused.

(snip)

So this is what we’re up against. We may have entered a new era, but much of the world is still Obamaless and mired in the fear and mistrust of pre-Obama times. It will be up to us to help assure the world that Obama’s hope and change is for them as well. They need to know that if Obama’s actions seem stupid or insulting to them, it’s only because they are not yet able to understand his splendor. We must remember that while Obama’s brilliant radiance may fill us with awe, it could actually hurt the eyes of those unused to such light.

[gridlock]

I’m fairly sure this is satire...

_{I think you might be right...}

[NavyCanDo]

Bob Hope was able to explain this phenomenon of Obama worship in this short 24 second clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM

[Fred Hayek]

Excellent satire. This is the kind of stuff that would be spewed by Mike Malloy, Randi Rhodes, or Barfalo. Fleming nailed it perfectly.

[astyanax]

You might want to actually read the article.
It is a hilarious spoof on all the Obamabots out there.
As for the British press, they must learn to be more like the American press, which already knows there is no reason to question Obama. Obama is aware of what we need to know and when we need to know it, so there is no reason for the formality of questions.

[exit82]

You might want to actually read the article.

There's no challenge in that, my good man. ;