ROFL..especially if there is money in it!
I am glad you enjoyed it as I was inventing it.
Actually, my birth was a noon. The doctor was at lunch, and it was my mother and the nurse who delivered me. The lovely nurse was new and didn’t know what to do after I was born. She was afraid. Therefore, since I was born not breathing, it was my mother who gave me the initial slap on the rear.
Hence, I always brag I was never born at midnight. I was born at noon which makes me wide awake and not asleep at the wheel.