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Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint
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Posted on 04/03/2009 10:17:54 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?? Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint....

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washi ngton, D. C., an aide to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.

He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look. I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle.

And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.

Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- “While Speaker Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.

Nancy Pelosi is one of the worst examples of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.

She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations, both in Washington and in California. She simply is not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, “But, when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint.”


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Got this in my email - checked and wasn't posted .....
1 posted on 04/03/2009 10:17:54 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate
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To: An.American.Expatriate

http://www.google.com/custom?q=Nancy%20Pelosi%20is%20now%20a%20Saint&client=pub-4099951843714863&forid=1&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&cof=GALT%3A%23999999%3BGL%3A1%3BDIV%3A%23FFFFFF%3BVLC%3A333333%3BAH%3Acenter%3BBGC%3AFFFFFF%3BLBGC%3AFFFFFF%3BALC%3A0033CC%3BLC%3A0033CC%3BT%3A000000%3BGFNT%3AFFFFFF%3BGIMP%3AFFFFFF%3BLH%3A100%3BLW%3A100%3BL%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.hyperwords.net%2Fhy-for-google.gif%3BS%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.hyperwords.net%2F%3BLP%3A1%3BFORID%3A1%3B&hl=en


2 posted on 04/03/2009 10:19:55 AM PDT by A. Morgan (Every night I pray that Rezko and Blago roll over on Obama!)
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To: An.American.Expatriate

Gotta love this one!!!


3 posted on 04/03/2009 10:22:58 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: An.American.Expatriate

She’ll never be a saint, but I wish she were cannonized.


4 posted on 04/03/2009 10:26:38 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (What's Black and White and Red all over?)
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To: An.American.Expatriate

The Archbishop of Washington is not a Cardinal.


5 posted on 04/03/2009 10:28:16 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: A. Morgan
I meant it wasn't posted HERE!

FWIW, you can post such links in a nicer form ...

Google List if Links to "Pelosi is now a Saint"

use [a href="http://www.google.com/custom?q=Nancy%20Pelosi%20is%20now%20a%20Saint&client=pub-4099951843714863&forid=1&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&cof=GALT%3A%23999999%3BGL%3A1%3BDIV%3A%23FFFFFF%3BVLC%3A333333%3BAH%3Acenter%3BBGC%3AFFFFFF%3BLBGC%3AFFFFFF%3BALC%3A0033CC%3BLC%3A0033CC%3BT%3A000000%3BGFNT%3AFFFFFF%3BGIMP%3AFFFFFF%3BLH%3A100%3BLW%3A100%3BL%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.hyperwords.net%2Fhy-for-google.gif%3BS%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.hyperwords.net%2F%3BLP%3A1%3BFORID%3A1%3B&hl=en"] Google List if Links to "Pelosi is now a Saint" [/a]

But replace each "[" with "<" and each "]" with ">"

6 posted on 04/03/2009 10:29:42 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate (Here's my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. - with apologies to R.R.)
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To: An.American.Expatriate

If only the current Archbishop would do something like this.

When pigs fly.


7 posted on 04/03/2009 10:37:39 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: An.American.Expatriate
I meant it wasn't posted HERE!

Incorrect.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2215639/posts

In addition:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/879568/posts

8 posted on 04/03/2009 11:24:11 AM PDT by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
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To: A.A. Cunningham; Admin Moderator

I stand corrected!

I researched again, and only find my post with the Title: “Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint”.

I don’t know why the first doesn’t show up. The second doesn’t have the same title.

Maybe the Admin Dude can pull this one ...

Any idea why the other with the same title doesn’t show up on a search by title?


9 posted on 04/03/2009 11:35:31 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate (Here's my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. - with apologies to R.R.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

If by “cannonized”, you mean shot out of a circus cannon I’m all for it! :)


10 posted on 04/03/2009 11:40:40 AM PDT by Crolis (Kill your television!)
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To: An.American.Expatriate

Sounds like complete BS to me.


11 posted on 04/03/2009 11:57:35 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: OpusatFR

it’s a joke


12 posted on 04/03/2009 12:42:11 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
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