[raccoonradio]

Kerry’s trophy wife has at least $700 million—can’t they buy it?

[raccoonradio]

for those on the Howie list, between UNC’s win and this news Howie’s heart will REALLY feel like an alligator today. He will have a grin a mile wide.

[Old North State]

Kerry’s trophy wife has at least $700 million....
I take exception to that. Trophy wife status applies to a hottie who marries a wealthy guy. Kerry's case is just an instance of gold-digging on his part. He dumped his wealthy first wife and family for an even wealthier numb skull who couldn't win a ribbon in a dog show. Let's not debase the status of a true trophy wife.