Skip to comments.Al Sharpton: Pirates Are Actually 'Voluntary Coast Guard' (audio)
Posted on 04/14/2009 7:42:29 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Apparently finding reasons to be sympathetic toward Somali pirates, the Reverend Al Sharpton in all seriousness appears to believe they should actually be called Somalia's "voluntary Coast Guard".
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Drugs. It has to be.
The Rev’run Al, he done jumped de shark!
Obama ordered the teens shot in the head, Sharpie should go set him straight for next time.
He might not care for America’s voluntary militia when it forms.
Obama’s “voluntary service corps” will have the same proclivity to stealing what isn’t theirs. Birds of a feather...
Is that the ‘Americorps’ thing??
The real pirates are in Washington.
This is a joke, right?
Those things and many more.
Al, why don’t you go live there? You obviously love your Somali brothers so much. Stop mooching off the U.S.
All liberals are hypocrites, so Al will get a pass.
No, it makes perfect sense.
This is a man who basically runs a vast series of racialized protection rackets and somehow considers them a service to the “community.”
Through that f-ed up lens, pirates are the Coast Guard.
In 1991, the government of Somalia [...] collapsed. Its 9 million people have been teetering on starvation ever since - and many of the ugliest forces in the Western world have seen this as a great opportunity to steal the countrys food supply and dump our nuclear waste in their seas. As soon as the government was gone, mysterious European ships started appearing off the coast of Somalia, dumping vast barrels into the ocean. The coastal population began to sicken. At first they suffered strange rashes, nausea and malformed babies. Then, after the 2005 tsunami, hundreds of the dumped and leaking barrels washed up on shore. People began to suffer from radiation sickness, and more than 300 died. Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, the U.N. envoy to Somalia, tells me: Somebody is dumping nuclear material here. There is also lead and heavy metals such as cadmium and mercury - you name it. Much of it can be traced back to European hospitals and factories, who seem to be passing it on to the Italian mafia to dispose of cheaply. When I asked Ould-Abdallah what European governments were doing about it, he said with a sigh: Nothing. There has been no cleanup, no compensation and no prevention.
And drug dealers are voluntary pharmacists.
Rush should hire the Reverend Al as a gag writer. “Voluntary Coast Guard” is funnier than “pirate community organizers” or however he was referring to them. I think Al has a natural ear for comedy . . . he just doesn’t mean to.
I never did read what became of the pirate corpses; if we didn’t feed them to the fish, perhaps we could wrap them in Mo’ flags and deliver them to fat Al so he could see that they were disposed of in whatever way is politically correct in the eyes of scummy race pimps like him.
Wow. His racism knows no bounds. He truly is an ass clown
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