[grey_whiskers]

1. Impeach Obama, Biden, and on down the line until we get to Sarah Palin as President.

2. Seal the Mexican border.

3. Nuke Beijing and Tehran.

4. Waterboard Immelt and a few of the other "free traitors"; follow up with Predator strikes on Soros and a couple of others.

5. Cancel the H1-B and L1 visa programs.

6. Stealth bomber strikes on the U.N. building.

7. Ann Coulter, Mark Levin, Robert Bork on the Supreme Court.

8. Rush Limbaugh as the Presidential Press Secretary.

9. Lock Jack Kevorkian and Ted Kennedy in a room together. Sell the video feed on pay-per-view.

10. Repeal the 13th Amendment.

11. Vote Massachusetts, Vermont, and the San Franciso-to-Seattle portion of the Northwest out of the Union: cede them to Canada.

12. Abolish Roe v. Wade by Executive Order.

/sarc>

(Hey, if the left can take advantage of a crisis, so can we!)

[April Lexington]

Stealth bomber strikes on the U.N. building.

Lets just use pitchforks for this one!

[happygrl]

RE: your ‘dozen.”

I don’t know where to start.
Which is my favorite ?

For sheer amusement, I’d like Immelt waterboarded and Soros predatored, but only if I could see it on pay-per-view.

For smug satisfaction, I’d like to see the UN taken out.

For really making a difference, no question: Coulter, Levin, and Bork on the Court.