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Police: Man accused of shoplifting applies for job
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Posted on 05/07/2009 9:08:52 PM PDT by Chet 99
DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — Police found a man accused of shoplifting because he put his address on a job application before leaving the store. Police said a 49-year-old man was arrested Tuesday on a misdemeanor theft charge after employees said he stole T-shirts and pants from a clothing store.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: burntoutlightbulb; doh; dumbcrime; idiot
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:08:53 PM PDT
by
Chet 99
To: Chet 99
He needed the clothes for his interview!
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:10:27 PM PDT
by
hoosierham
(Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a credit card?)
To: Chet 99
This falls in the D’OH! category.
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:13:30 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
To: Chet 99
Stupid is as stupid does. ;-)
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:13:37 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Without White Liberal Guilt, Obama would just be another worthless Congress critter.)
To: hoosierham
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:14:05 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Without White Liberal Guilt, Obama would just be another worthless Congress critter.)
To: Chet 99
He might just be able to sue them for using confidential information on the job application for purposes not agreed to when he signed it. Of course, he’s probably not smart enough to know that he could do that, but let a hungry lawyer read about it and contact him...
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:18:24 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
("The unarmed man is not just defenseless - he is also contemptible." Machiavelli)
To: Chet 99
One along the same line.
Two guys walked into a gas station and applied for jobs. They went back later and robbed the place. Yup, their names were on the apps. The police were waiting back at their respective homes. They went to prison.
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:27:14 PM PDT
by
healy61
To: Chet 99
Perhaps he felt it important to know something about their product line?
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:34:04 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
To: Chet 99
At least he was applying for a job. Unless, of course, the reason he was applying was to do an inside job.
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posted on
05/07/2009 9:57:10 PM PDT
by
publana
(How'd that trip into dummyland work out for ya, Arlen?)
To: Chet 99
There has got to be a better way.
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posted on
05/07/2009 10:19:59 PM PDT
by
allmost
To: Chet 99
Applying for the position of night watchman?
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posted on
05/07/2009 10:20:18 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(It's obvious from Nancy Pelosi's appearance that she tortures people every day.)
To: Chet 99
He was ironing the jeans when they arrested him at home?
Also, did he get the job?
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posted on
05/08/2009 1:10:55 AM PDT
by
TurtleUp
(Turtle up: cancel optional spending until 2012, and boycott TARP/stimulus companies forever!)
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