Never forget your values!
Posted on 05/31/2009 10:13:12 PM PDT by datura
22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat [a case of contradictions] 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A. G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and beastiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas!'
I'm finding they really hate the truth over there.
It wouldn’t be allowed there - that’s for sure.
You forgot, “Get elected to the Senate and claim to be a Republican.”
You have a masochistic streak, don’t you?
They are delusional over everything.. especially the Tiller murder.
>They are delusional over everything.. especially the Tiller murder.
See my post #5 over here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2261924/posts
If you use it, let me know about the reaction, ok?
sure is fun to drop by the DUmp once in a while and see what those gomers are up to tho isn’t it? quite a few went ape sh$t over muslim BOY hussein’s refusal recently to release the next ‘torture’ pictures, the possibility of the AWB returning and with his keeping most of bush’s patriot act type regs in place. God they are so idiotic it is sometimes hard to figure how they can even turn on a PC let alone use it.
What I'm enjoying is the fierce in-fighting going on within every thread I've seen over there. Now they all want Ted Rall's head on a stick, but they loved him while he was bashing Pat Tillman and the military.
Why do so few Doctors do abortions?
Simple answer
The terrorist now will protest your office, protest your home, protest your church, approach your children even if they are young to tell them you are killing babies, physically attack you, damage your property, and if that doesn't persuade you to stop the practice, well they just might shoot you while your ushering in church on a nice summer Sunday morning.
How selective is their outrage.
You know it is ironic. I wouldn’t be surprised if after 9/11 they were all about root causes and “why do they hate us”? Some lone nut shoots one person, who is the Dr. Kevorkian of the Abortion movement, and all of a sudden root causes and “why do they hate us” are out? So it is OK to understand Muslim terrorists and to even sympathize with them, but somebody like that lone nut doesn’t afford a kind of college analysis? Huh?
It especially doesn’t make sense when they claim that they claim to see everything in grey and than they lash out in black and white fantasies and ideas.
25. You have to believe in Affirmative Action (a.k.a. State-Sanctioned Racism) but be against Racial Profiling.
How did the Rat party get so d***ed lefty that it is pressing with all its might against the west wall of its loony bin?
Alas, the delicious irony would be wasted on Democrats.
Never forget your values!
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