What is your race? I’m about as Eskomo as you can get...in the state of Alabama.
Your personal ancestry or ethnic origin? Mars, just plain Mars.
How many rooms are in your home? 32 rooms, which include some hidden-trap door rooms, and some rooms where I keep lots of peanut butter.
Is anyone at home deaf or hard of hearing? No, are you offering to make us deaf or something?
Does anyone at home “because of a physical, mental, or emotional condition” have “serious difficulty concentrating, remembering, or making decisions?” Just my wife, she voted for Obama, and I’d like to have her put away in a facility.
Trouble walking or climbing stairs? For some reason, only on Friday nights...around midnight...when I return from bowling. Once I woke up and found myself in my neighbor’s house...having difficulty in climbing his stairs.
Difficulty dressing or bathing? No, but I usually don’t dress for folks...lounging around without anything on....except in the winter months.
All the questions feed into some money hungry program. The more “victims” the more money allocated to the solution.
What is the penality for lying on a census form?
I’m sure the ACORN will be completing these for vast areas of the cities..to insure that plenty of money is targeted to them and their “victims”.
You too?
Yea Baby Peanut butter and feathers
and a collection of fleece lined Speedo's, in assorted colors
Is anyone at home deaf or hard of hearing?
What? WHAT?
Where's my money? Where's my free house and free gas? where's my free college tuition?
“What is your race?”
Homosapian.