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Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
My Brilliance
| 6/10/09
| The_Beloved_Deb
Posted on 06/10/2009 10:23:45 AM PDT by Deb
10. Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!
09. Use some of Dave's millions for cosmetics.
08. As a public service, have your tubes tied.
07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.
06. Remind husband that beautiful women have more germs.
05. Redact "Maximum Thigh Size" from pre-nup.
04. To appear more attractive have show book Helen Thomas & Sandra Bernhard.
03. Discourage divorce talk by occasionally "losing" child.
02. Demand Dave fire crew member who gave you "Best of Breed" t-shirt.
01. To ensure marriage longevity...keep husband sedated!
TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: letterman
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:23:45 AM PDT
by
Deb
To: Deb
2
posted on
06/10/2009 10:24:43 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: Deb
[Feel free to add your own.]
I don’t know, I think you pretty much hit it out of Candlestick Park and across the Bay.
3
posted on
06/10/2009 10:25:55 AM PDT
by
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
To: Deb
"Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!" Hysterical. Absolutely hysterical.
To: Deb
BTT. OTOH, she is his wife. Hasn't she suffered enough? :-)
To: Deb
6
posted on
06/10/2009 10:28:16 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
To: Deb
I don’t think it’s right to stoop down to his level. Besides he could probably care less if you make fun of his wife.
7
posted on
06/10/2009 10:28:52 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Deb
07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.Apparently this is working, given Letterman's different reactions to these two:
8
posted on
06/10/2009 10:30:15 AM PDT
by
doc11355
To: Deb
9
posted on
06/10/2009 10:30:17 AM PDT
by
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
To: Deb
10
posted on
06/10/2009 10:30:22 AM PDT
by
weezel
To: Deb
Nicely done.
Dave's political brilliance is exceeded only by his knack for marrying attactive women.
11
posted on
06/10/2009 10:30:28 AM PDT
by
ConservativeWarrior
(In last year's nests, there are no birds this year.)
To: Deb
Suggest anti-depressants as a hedge against coming in #2 to Conan O’Brien.
12
posted on
06/10/2009 10:30:54 AM PDT
by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: Billthedrill
13
posted on
06/10/2009 10:30:58 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Deb
14
posted on
06/10/2009 10:31:06 AM PDT
by
Tigercap
To: Deb
12.) Memorize the comeback, “But Honey, at least I don’t have a gap in my teeth.”
15
posted on
06/10/2009 10:31:31 AM PDT
by
KC Burke
(Men of intemperate minds can never be free...their passions forge their fetters.)
To: Deb
11. Make Dave tell jokes of his own knocked-up bastard son instead of someone else’s.
16
posted on
06/10/2009 10:32:09 AM PDT
by
rvoitier
(Congess is cents-offenders. We get screwed 'cuz they can't keep it in their pants.)
To: doc11355
Whoa! My brain is incapable of processing those two images together.
17
posted on
06/10/2009 10:32:39 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Deb
His wife needs to cut back on potato chips and cigars, she is far more manly than her husband I hear
18
posted on
06/10/2009 10:33:04 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: Moonman62
I’ve been stooping to levels all my life, I can’t stop now.
19
posted on
06/10/2009 10:33:49 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: doc11355
To me, Letterman’s wife looks like that nutball woman Cindy Sheehan whose son was killed in Iraq back in 2004 and who camped out in a ditch near Crawford, Texas to protest GWB...
20
posted on
06/10/2009 10:34:16 AM PDT
by
astounded
(The democrat party is a clear and present danger to America.)
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