Posted on 06/10/2009 5:17:29 PM PDT by jessduntno
10. Listen, I didn’t know Willow Palin was 14. She was born in 1995. I thought she was still 13.
9. Why’s everyone so mad? I wasn’t making fun of Barack…?
8. I understand some offense was taken over my remarks last night. If that’s the case, I’d like to offer an apology to A-Rod. Tonight on the show, we have…
7. Careful buddy. You’re criticizing the guy who almost got the “Tonight Show.”
6. I’m a comedian and therefore not responsible for anything I say … ask Jon Stewart.
5. See, you all spoiled it. The plan tonight was to come out and tell a similar joke about Barack Obama’s daughters. But you can forget it now…
4. Everyone just needs to relax. Page, six, paragraph seven of the “Democrat Handbook” clearly states Republican children are fair game. Or is that the “Mainstream Media Handbook” … I get them confused.
3. It’s just been brought to my attention that during the campaign Barack Obama declared Sarah Palin’s children off limits. So, I would just like to say that this will never happen again and I hope the President will accept my apology.
2. Would you believe I was hoping to be Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Person
1. If what I said was so wrong, why haven’t feminists complained?
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amazing that this flaming lib finds something funny about rape — at any age, to anyone. he disgusts.
Yeah, where are the feminazis on this one???
There aren’t enough words to describe disgusting Letterman.
I second the motion. Letterman is a pig. He needs to resign...
Todd Palin should punch his lights out, and deservedly so!
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He has never been funny to me...he’s like a dead fish.
#3 was the sharpest and more “ironic”.
Too bad Tiller didn’t service Ma Letterman!
i didn’t realize there were six whole pages in the Democrat playbook...learn something new every day, I guess...
Honestly, does anyone really watch this jerks show ?
Yeah...millions...most of whom voted for BO and don’t know how sick this POS is...
bump!
Mine:
10. Those damned joke writers!
9. But she’s a WHITE CONSERVATIVE’S daughter! What’s the big deal?
8. It’s what my audience wants! Really!
7. It just slipped out!
6. It was only a joke! Get it?
5. It’s the side effects from my meds! I wasn’t in my right mind!
4. The devil made me do it!
3. My wife made me do it!
2. My dog made me do it!
1. I had to do SOMETHING to help my pathetic ratings! I had to!
Can’t type on it . . . worthless
I’d like to see Letterman spend 15 minutes behind closed doors with Todd Palin - and then try to crawl out.
Well! At least he didn’t call Palin and her daughter “nappy headed ho’s”? He might have lost his job for that slight? I think that this ass-hat’s remarks worse than what Imus said???????
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